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My self-summary
First, this dance ain't for everyone, just the sexy spellers.

Pre-internet, I had this idea that I could unite the world with one word and a plan.

When not thinking about why people vote against their own best interests I am out trying to make my neck of the woods a little better. I spend some time volunteering for at risk youth, campaigning for local candidates, and plotting ways to reduce the drop-out rate. Help a kid reach his/her potential and we all win.

When not doing good, you might find me at the theatre, baseball game, running, hiking, having a drink with friends, museum, throwing down on a game of Scrabble, baking Oatmeal Love, having a coffee at Wicked Grounds, or doing something I haven't done. I like the idea of exploring new activities.

What am I looking for? A friend or two for fun and frolic, to share and to bond, to grow, to expand and to reach, to find the best in each of us. be continued

"If I could just find this thing(s), I could go home."
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make the world a better place for you and me. I am part of an undercover brothers underground movement committed to ban the use "Hella" and "Hecka" from our language.
I’m really good at
making flippy flop
playing the ponies
feigning punctuality
dirty Elmo
using the Tinglers Vibrating Butt Plug
making obscure references
going down
coming up
not taking shit too seriously
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my eyeglasses or my delicious legs and callipygian assets
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Les Mis
Six things I could never do without
Kitchen Aid mixer - a world w/o Oatmeal Love in not a world I want to know
Running shoes - when running from the law I find a pr of asics is better than a pr of lace ups
derelicts and deliquents - cause if you gonna do the crime, it is best to do it with your crew who is tighter than pantyhose three sizes small
did I mention adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Why do people vote against their own best interests."
On a typical Friday night I am
there is no typical Friday night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the sexiest underwear :)
You should message me if
"Fun is your god. You worship fun and when you die you hope you are having fun." (or you know the source of this quote)

You want to meet and have a sense of humor; I lack the patience to do endless emails. Best way to know a person is to meet.
The two of us