(Being surrounded by so many women in my family I've finally come to terms that some how this is important???)
Secondly, concocting this profile seems more like I'm writing my own obituary than marketing myself for my perfect match? At any rate, here are some random facts about me: (Goofy Quirks And All ;)
- I make up my own words to songs and sing them about whoever I'm with.
- I believe it's the littlest things in life that make the biggest difference.
- I can go on 3 hours of sleep a night for weeks at a time.
- I think the sexiest thing a woman can ever put on is Confidence.
- Since I never went to my High School Prom, if I'm ever lucky enough to get Married and have a Daughter, I really look forward to taking her to a Father/Daughter Dance!
- When I go to Costco, I always park at the bottom of the lot just so I can ride the shopping cart down the hill to my car.
- I love holding hands, snuggling, delicate necklines, feminine muscularity and "just because" kisses.
- If you ever need to bribe me, peanut butter cookies with M&M's in them, a home cooked meal or Reece Cups would certainly do the trick!
- I always sleep on the left side of the bed and with a fan on.
- Consider yourself permanently challenged to a puddle fight.
- I like it when my girl wears my shirts and having the smell of her perfume on my pillow.
- My lucky number is 4.
- I love the sound of the rain on my skylights, but the sound of wind chimes and car blinkers absolutely drives me batty!
- I always salute the graves in military cemeteries when I drive by.
- Even though I lived in Japan for a short while, I pretty much suck at operating chop sticks. Basically for you, I'm free entertainment.
- I enjoy putting puzzles together, bonfires on the beach, competitive backgammon and bonding over deep conversations.
- Nothing makes my day more than hearing the sound of children laughing hysterically.
- I always look forward to watching the Olympics whenever they come around.
- Although I do own a few sweaters, I'm not a sweater guy, I just get too hot and don't like the scratchy feeling.
- As a whole, I think people are at their best, when they're at their worst.
- I have accepted the fact that I will never in a million years watch all the shows on my Tivo that I religiously schedule just to delete to schedule more shows that I'll delete.
- I love old vintage trucks, especially when they're in their original condition with chipped paint, rust spots, dents, missing parts, blemished interiors, cracked windows etc. Just think of all the adventures they've had over the years and the stories they could tell.
- I give all my friends nicknames and you can bet that I'll have one for you and all of your outfits too. Good Times!
- At Christmas Midnight Mass I tear up when they sing Silent Night.
- I like long road trips especially when they include driving at night in the rain.
- I put syrup on my pizza.
- I love when women wear hats, scarfs, heels and put their hair up, but not neccessarily all at the same time.
- I have bad dreams after watching Horror Films. I chalk it up to having a very vivid imagination.
- My favorite color is the shade of blue in the airport taxi lights along the runways.
- Friends give me a hard time while riding in the car with me, because we don't listen to music - "We just enjoy each other's company."
- I like watching fire flies and fireworks.
- I like it when fire trucks wiz by with the American flag on their back end blowing in the wind.
- I love the smell of puppy breath.
- When I walk with people, I like them to be on my right hand side, so they're kind of like my "Right Hand Man".
- I value personal notes, home made gifts, the generosity of time, best intensions and people's actions; more so than any store bought present.
- I absolutely hate clothes shopping for me, but love clothes shopping for women; and I have to say, I have a great eye for ladies' fashion.
- That said, I hate Uggs! Yes, I know 99% of women think they're super cute, but let me give you a news flash - they're not! There's a reason why they're called Uggs... because they're ugly - as comfy as they may be, they're so not sexy. If you think you can some how manage to change my mind, I'm open to hearing you present your case...
- Jumping rope and chopping firewood are relaxing to me.
- When I played competitive sports, whenever I wore socks, I would always wear two pairs, regardless of weather they were dress or athletic.
- I think one of the sexiest things a couple can do is make dinner together.
- I love chocolate and red velvet cake - Yummy!
- I enjoy treasure hunting at thrift stores, garage sales and swap meets.
- I don't get cold very often, but when I do I freeze.
- I think the most beautiful song ever is Ave' Maria when it's sung in Latin.
- Every time I cross something off my To Do List, two more things go on.
- I'm totally fascinated with the process women go through in getting themselves ready to go out, with all the lotions and potions and things, it's a complete turn on to watch.
Okey Dokey, now for some not so random things about me:
I’m originally from the Mid-West (Cincinnati, OH); I have 5 sisters, 2 brothers, 10 nieces, 5 nephews, 4 great nieces and 2 terrific parents that have been happily married for over 50 years. I'm the son of an Accountant who could have gone Pro in either Football or Tennis, but instead started his own CPA Firm, built it up and merged his company with one of the top six Accounting Firms in the country, became a Partner and over turned a few Supreme Court decisions. My Mother was a Speed Skater who raised 8 kids while working as an Intensive Care Nurse for burn victims at Children's Hospital. I'd like to think that I got my Father's business sense, my Mother's compassion and both of their work ethics and athleticism. Coming from such a large family has kept me very down to earth, well rounded and given me the ability to laugh at myself. Christmas is basically a zoo, but even over the miles we all remain a very close clan of perfectly imperfect misfits.
I'm very driven and have managed to accomplish a lot, but I've also learned that relationships and having a healthy balance in life are more important than any amount of money, success or status. I'm loyal to a fault, extremely responsible and have been told I'm very supportive and a great listener. What else, well... I don't smoke, do drugs, gamble, have a prison record, drive an old Nova with a pink door or really even drink for that matter. I have perfect credit, never been married, don't have any kids, but keeping my plants alive remains my ultimate quest. I’ve obtained 2 degrees from the University of Cincinnati, 2 licenses in Investment Banking, I'm a Top Producing Realtor and have even won a "Best Actor" award - basically I'm a frickin' genius... that is of course if you don't include all of my embarrassing moments.
I feel blessed to have a career that I love, which for the most part, allows me to make my own schedule and tends to keep me out of trouble. I love animals and wish I had a puppy, but to be fair to him I know I would need someone to help me take care of the little guy. There are times that I have to work late and on the weekends, so if nobody's around the poor thing would probably die of starvation or explode by the time I got home to take him out. As such, I've toyed with the idea of getting a horse as I could have people at the boarding stables help me on the days when I get tied up. I've always envisioned having a half dozen horses someday and the land to go along with them. So bonus points for you if you already have a cool dog or horse I can help you spoil.
I would also like to have a family someday, but don't take the responsibility of being a parent lightly; I believe it's the most important job you'll ever have; and as such, who you choose to do it with is the most important decision you'll ever make. (Quite frankly, I think I'd make a terrific Husband and would be an amazing Father, but then again, I might be a little biased.) I'm at a really good place in my life right now and know I have a lot to offer that special someone. I'm by no means perfect, nor would I ever want to be. Being perfect insinuates that you're a completed project. As such, I consider myself a constant work in progress and more like a fine wine... I just keep getting better with time. But you or I being perfect really isn't the point; what matters most is if we're perfect for each other. So let's face it, having a happy and healthy relationship takes work; but anything worth having is worth working for. There will certainly be times when things are great and wonderful; but then there will also be times when life throws us a curve ball. So while we're on that roller coaster ride called "Life", it would be great to have the confidence in your partner knowing that they are just as committed to your Marriage Vows as you are; and that no matter what happens, no matter what comes our way, we'll always find a way to get through it and figure it out together.
If there's something you're passionate about that we can do together or you can teach me, I'm always open to new experiences! Kudos to you if you can sarcastically spar with the best of them and beat me at Backgammon - that's right sister, I'm calling you out! Oh yeah, and if you have a green thumb; my plants will be eternally grateful! Am I asking for too much?
If you desire a relationship that is teeming with wild abandonment, insatiable passion, sizzling chemistry, gourmet dinners, witty banter, steamy encounters, inside jokes, vacations to less beaten paths and full body massages - then look no further!
If you’d like to get to know me better and share some laughs; then drop me a note, send up a flare, make smoke signals, flag me down, hit me up or messenger me by carrier pigeon. Until then, I’m off to grab a bite to eat as I'm so incredibly hungry right now I'm starting to see dead relatives. Have a great rest of the day and I'll look forward to talking with you soon!
Movies: A Beautiful Mind, Magnolia, Of Mice and Men, The Shawshank Redemption, Babel, 21 Grams, Swingers, Good Will Hunting, Stoic, Argo, The Untouchables, In America, Up, Snatch, The Insider, Kalifornia, When Harry Met Sally, Braveheart, Quills, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Pay It Forward, A Few Good Men, O Brother Where Art Thou?, 12 Monkeys, Midnight Run, State Of Grace, Rudy, Reservoir Dogs, Scent Of A Woman, Goodfellas, Fargo, Little Children, The Life Of David Gale, American Beauty, Glengarry Glenross, Legends Of The Fall, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Sex Lies And Videotape, Midnight Express, Boogie Nights, Donnie Brasco, Murder In The First, Casino, Spy Game, The Green Mile, Schindler's List, American History X, Se7ven, Heat, Leaving Las Vegas, Casino, The Grey Zone, The Road To Perdition, Man On Fire, Traffic, Platoon, The Departed, Sling Blade, Thin Red Line, The Devil Wears Prada, The Killing Room, Bully, Dances With Wolves, Chicago, The Artist, Precious, Inglourious Basterds, Into The Wild, Take, Flight, Love Actually, Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Friday Night Lights, House Of Cards, Everybody Loves Raymond.
My Favorite Musical Hands Down Is: West Side Story.
My Favorite Comedian Is: Bill Burr. (If you think he's funny, then I'm sure will be getting along just smashingly!)
I love live theater, especially Cirque du Soleil shows, but some of the most compelling material and best performances I've seen, have been in little black box 50 or 99 seat and under theaters.
Music: I have an appreciation for all kinds of music, I guess what I listen to just depends on what type of mood I'm in. While I'm at work processing tedious, mind numbing paperwork; I like to listen to Movie Soundtracks in the background.
Food: Like most men, the quickest way to my heart is through my stomach. As such, I love anything Italian! Mexican would be a close second and a not too distant third would probably be Chinese. Although, a great Tri-Tip Steak could easily trump all of the above. I'm trying to be good these days though, so I don't eat Fast Food or drink Pop, Coffee and Milk. I just bought a Vitamix Blender to make smoothies and such, but have absolutely no idea what the heck I'm doing with this thing; so any pointers would be greatly appreciated!
2.) Coke bottle glasses
3.) Correctional shoes
4.) Drool Hankie
5.) Hearing Aid
6.) Back brace
(Kidding!) There isn't anything I could "never" do without. It's all just stuff. It's the relationships we have that are the most important things in life!
- You're looking for Quality not Quantity.
- You want a man who'll always have your back, who isn't perfect, but will always try to be his best.
- You don't take yourself too serious, but are serious about meeting an all around great guy.
- You're looking for more than just a quick hook up.
- You want to be with a man who was raised well and knows how to treat a lady.
- You're a team player who's patient, kind and supportive.
- You enjoy side splitting laughter, you like surprises and have a thirst for adventure.
- You desire to connect with a special someone on a much deeper level.
- You like a guy who's equally comfortable in a suit, as well as, in jeans and a t-shirt.
- You're emotionally available, don't shy away from intimacy and are willing to share private aspects about your life.
- You aren't superficial, flakey or constantly looking for the bigger, better deal.
- You live a healthy, active and well balanced life.
- You have the capacity to hold an intelligent conversation.
- You enjoy being silly and can make me laugh (especially if it's at your own expense).
- You're hard working, have goals and can appreciate your accomplishments.
- You're over the club/pub/party scene and are ready to move on to the next phase of life.
- You can formulate coherent sentences and have a solid grasp of the English language.
- You don't have kids, but would like to have at least one at some point in the future.
- You're excited about being able to take a stand up guy home to meet your friends and family.
- You're jaded enough 'cause you've loved hard and have been hurt, but you're curious and open enough to let love back in.
- And finally, you look forward to making plans for the future with your new best friend, team mate and partner for life...
"Helpful Hints for You" (What can I say, I'm a Giver!)
1.) Here's a question to ask yourself: Am I honestly ready for a healthy relationship or am I merely satisfied getting vapid attention from countless shallow men on OKC. If all you're looking for is just some superficial on-line ego boost and you have no real desire to actually meet a quality man in person, then unfortunately we're not going to be a match. If on the other hand, you're also looking for a meaningful, long term, committed relationship with someone you can gracefully grow old with - then I'd love to hear from you!
2.) When responding, please have something more to say than just "Hey There". That just comes across as lazy and I've got to believe that anyone actually serious about meeting the man of their dreams, would invest a little more effort in trying to make a connection.
3.) Finally, please be somewhat geographically desireable! As much as I love meeting people from around the globe, my purpose for being on this site is to some how magically meet my "Beautiful Bride To Be". (Fingers Crossed.) Currently my private jet is in the shop along side my hyper space portal, so the long distance thing really isn't conducive to finding "The One" - as ideally, I'd like to see her more than just a couple of times a year. Just sayin.