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My self-summary
One big cosmic joke.

A lot of people think Ms.Pac-Man is a good example of a female lead in video games, but all I see is another strong woman trapped under a glass ceiling.

"What does it look like when you have a memory? What does it sound like when you think? I've been trying to figure it out for years."
-Charlie Kaufman

Great kisser
Former fat kid, current dad bod, abs unlikely.

I just want to make you laugh and rub your back while you tell me about your day.
What I’m doing with my life
I am no longer a smoker 👍🏻

Also dealing with the fact that for some reason, losing 20 pounds right now is harder than losing 180 was a couple years ago.

I realized that I had no idea how to be an adult recently while standing in line at the bank. I was bored, and became angry when I realized I had forgotten my YoYo at home.
I’m really good at
If you live in Portland, and can beat me at Table Tennis, we already know each other.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All sorts
Six things I could never do without
Nothing sounds quite like an 808.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My uncle Chuck passed away recently, it's been hard without him.
I just wasn't ready, you know?

To be the best looking and funniest member of my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Resetting my questions, then remembering that I can't escape myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My therapist once told me I was his most interesting client.

While I find my feelings of misandry to be counterproductive, they are not without warrant, and at least far better than the opposite.
You should message me if
If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), but then you make a joke about it so it isn't sad, we may get along.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.
The two of us