LoopLobSmash
29 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
One big cosmic joke.

Funny, empathetic, great kisser.

"What does it look like when you have a memory? What does it sound like when you think? I've been trying to figure it out for years."
-Charlie Kaufman

Update to the above quote: It looks and sounds a LOT like a DMT trip, somebody should get word to ol' Charlie Kaufs
What I’m doing with my life
I fell in love with table tennis and somehow turned that in to a decent career.

Also dealing with the fact that somehow losing 20 pounds right now is harder than losing 180 was a couple years ago.
I’m really good at
If you live in Portland, and can beat me at Table Tennis, we already know each other.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All sorts
The six things I could never do without
Nothing sounds quite like an 808.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How, with the recent death of my Uncle Chuck, I'm going to handle being the best looking and funniest member of my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Resetting my questions, then remembering that I can't escape myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My therapist once told me I was his most interesting client.
You should message me if
If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), but then you make a joke about it so it isn't sad, we may get along.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.
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