Funny, empathetic, great kisser.
"What does it look like when you have a memory? What does it sound like when you think? I've been trying to figure it out for years."
I just want to make you laugh and rub your back while you tell me about your day.
IS THAT SO WRONG
Also dealing with the fact that for some reason, losing 20 pounds right now is harder than losing 180 was a couple years ago.
I realized that I had no idea how to be an adult recently while standing in line at the bank. I was bored, and became angry when I realized I had forgotten my YoYo at home.
"Do you watch parks and rec?"
I just wasn't ready, you know?
To be the best looking and funniest member of my family.
Or not at all, who knows.
I'm a total keeper though.