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My self-summary
One big cosmic joke.

A lot of people think Ms.Pac-Man is a good example of a female lead in video games, but all I see is another strong woman trapped under a glass ceiling.

“Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don’t mean to do harm, but the harm (that they cause) does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves”.
-T.S. Eliot

Great kisser
Former fat kid, current dad bod, abs unlikely.

I just want to make you laugh and rub your back while you tell me about your day.
What I’m doing with my life
I am no longer a smoker 👍🏻

Doing my damnedest to actually get in shape. I've been waking up at 5 the last three weeks to run and then practice table tennis with my coach before work. It's grueling. Nothing against dad bods because I'm certainly rocking a great one right now, but I used to weigh 400 pounds and I owe it to myself to try to go the whole way towards fitness.

I realized that I had no idea how to be an adult recently while standing in line at the bank. I was bored, and became angry that I had forgotten my YoYo at home.
I’m really good at
If you live in Portland, and can beat me at Table Tennis, we already know each other.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All sorts
Six things I could never do without
Nothing sounds quite like an 808.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My uncle Chuck passed away recently, it's been hard without him.
I just wasn't ready, you know?

To be the best looking and funniest member of my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Resetting my questions, then remembering that I can't escape myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My therapist once told me I was his most interesting client.

I'm somewhat of a misandrist, but I stay reasonable about it.
You should message me if
If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), but then you make a joke about it so it isn't sad, we may get along.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.
The two of us