Funny, empathetic, great kisser.
"What does it look like when you have a memory? What does it sound like when you think? I've been trying to figure it out for years."
I just want to make you laugh and rub your back while you tell me about your day.
IS THAT SO WRONG
Also dealing with the fact that for some reason, losing 20 pounds right now is harder than losing 180 was a couple years ago.
I realized that I had no idea how to be an adult recently while standing in line at the bank. I was bored, and became angry when I realized I had forgotten my YoYo at home.
"Do you watch parks and rec?"
I just wasn't ready, you know?
To be the best looking and funniest member of my family.
While I find my feelings of misandry to be counterproductive, they are not without warrant, and at least far better than the opposite.
If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), but then you make a joke about it so it isn't sad, we may get along.
Or not at all, who knows.
I'm a total keeper though.