LordFaux
32Bellevue, United States
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My self-summary
Gamer android with a rogue creative streak. INTJ, if you're down with the MBTI and pseudoscience in general. Noted eccentric and misanthrope. Avid tea drinker. Owner of one or more doomsday weapons. Please message instead of hitting 'Like'; I'm not paying $20 per month to unblur your face.

I live and work in downtown with all of the yuppies and overpriced stores. Don't have a need for a car yet, might get one in the future.

I might float past your profile, but don't expect me to message unless it makes me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
The day job is in entertainment and project management.

Free time is spent online, writing, gaming, drawing, and laughing at stupid things.

I sometimes venture into Pike's for comics and expensive honey but am otherwise content to be a hermit. (Except when it's time for a vacation; then I'll go further afield. WSMR is next, then maybe Hokkaido.)
I’m really good at
Hiding in plain sight.

Conducting an imaginary orchestra.

Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything in between quoting awful movies from the 90s.

Decapitating champagne bottles.

Making people laugh and being way more relaxed and nonsensical than you'd think from looking at me. Or at least I hear that a lot from people.

And being calm under pressure; that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, thin, and stupendously bald.

I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.

A hoodie is almost always present.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's a brief list of various things:

Colossus - The Forbin Project
Deus Ex / Dark Souls / GTA:V
Always Sunny / Seinfeld
Blazing Saddles / Airplane!
MST3K / Bad Movies
Operation Iceworm
Victorian England
Shows with a villain protagonist
Sushi / Steak / Sweets
Ghost in the Shell / Black Lagoon / Youjo Senki

If you're a fan of any of the above, we have something in common.
Six things I could never do without
Cold weather, hot tea, an internet connection, my notebook, privacy, and delicious treats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future and if it'll be as interesting as I'm hoping.

If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.

If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.

How easy it is to create instant comedy by Photoshopping the Brazzers logo into almost any picture.

If I'll be alive when we experience our extinction event.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably returning videotapes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a card carrying member of the League of Darkness.
You should message me if
You enjoy conversations over a cup of tea. (And can recommend a good place in Seattle or Bellevue to get one.)

You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.

You're content with solitude but are in the market for a friend and fellow weirdo.

You'd be willing to copilot a Tiger I with me.

You've come here prepared to fight a madman but instead you've found a god.

You own a gas mask.

You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)

You're among them but not of them.

But honestly, you should just send a message if you find your cursor drifting over the 'Like' button. Maybe something fun comes out of it. Why wait?
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