Gamer android with a rogue creative streak. INTJ, if you're down with the MBTI and pseudoscience in general. Noted eccentric and misanthrope. Avid tea drinker. Owner of one or more doomsday weapons. Please message instead of hitting 'Like'; I'm not paying $20 per month to unblur your face.
I live and work in downtown with all of the yuppies and overpriced stores. Don't have a need for a car yet, might get one in the future.
Talk nerdy to me.
I'm also a big fan of absorbing information. (Wikipedia, documentaries, books, etc.) I just read a Cold War-era report on Soviet tank and weapons design. Last month, it was the physiology of deep sea life.
I spend my free time working on various creative projects (writing, drawing, designing), gaming, and crafting on occasion.
Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything.
Conducting an imaginary orchestra.
Decapitating champagne bottles.
I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.
A hoodie is almost always present.
Classical music mostly, although my collection is very broad. Big fan of Cybernetika and Man With No Name.
Here's a bunch of movies I enjoy:
Outrage and Beyond Outrage
Anything by Kubrick
There Will Be Blood
MST3K / Rifftrax
Undersea horror stuff like Leviathan, Deepstar 6, or The Rift
Atomic warfare stuff like The Day After, Countdown to Looking Glass, or The Atomic Cafe
Colossus: The Forbin Project
Space Truckers and bad films in general
The Andromeda Strain
As for sitcoms, cartoons, podcasts, and TV:
Rick and Morty
Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Yume Nikki (just for Yuno)
Sherlock Holmes (the Jeremy Brett version)
Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex
Look Around You
Dexter (through Season 2)
Candy / sweets
Grand Theft Auto Online
Dark Souls / Bloodborne
Warhammer 40k (table and digital)
and tons of others. Board games are great, too. Let's play Cards Against Humanity with a custom deck.
If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.
If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.
If OKC users realize that having the exact same expression in all of their photos makes them look like a Real Doll.
How easy it is to create instant comedy by Photoshopping the Brazzers logo into almost any picture.
If I'll be alive when we experience our extinction event.
You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.
You'll recognize and play off of my Congo and Demolition Man references.
In a fight between humanity and the machines, you'd root for the machines.
You'd be willing to watch a Neal Breen film with me. (Bring your own booze though; what I have on hand won't be enough to get through it.)
You'd be willing to copilot a Tiger II with me.
You own a gas mask.
You'd join me for a game of croquet.
You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)
You're among them but not of them.
But really, you should just send a message if anything in this advert catches your attention, makes you smile or laugh, or offends you.