32Bellevue, United States
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My self-summary
Gamer android (PCMR) with a rogue creative streak. INTJ, if you're down with the MBTI and pseudoscience in general. Noted eccentric and misanthrope. Avid tea drinker. Owner of one or more doomsday weapons. Please message instead of hitting 'Like'; I'm not paying $20 per month to unblur your duckface.

I live and work in downtown with all of the yuppies and overpriced stores. Don't have a need for a car yet, might get one in the future.

I might float past your profile, but don't expect me to message unless it makes me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
The day job is in entertainment and project management.

Free time is spent online, writing, gaming, drawing, and laughing at stupid things.

I sometimes venture into Pike's for comics and expensive honey but am otherwise content to be a hermit. (Except when it's time for a vacation; then I'll go further afield. WSMR recently, Barcelona next.)
I’m really good at
Hiding in plain sight.

Conducting an imaginary orchestra.

Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything when I'm not quoting awful movies from the 90s.

Decapitating champagne bottles.

Making people laugh and being way more relaxed and nonsensical than you'd think from looking at me. Or at least I hear that a lot from people.

And being calm under pressure; that too. Recently told I was unflappable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, thin, stupendously bald, and have visible tattoos.

I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.

A hoodie is frequently present.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's a brief list of various things:

Colossus - The Forbin Project
Deus Ex / Bloodborne / GTA:V / Persona 5
Always Sunny / Seinfeld
Blazing Saddles / Airplane!
MST3K / Bad Movies
Operation Iceworm / SAGE / Uranium Society
Classical / Techno / Soundtracks
Victorian England / Jet Age
Shows with a villain protagonist
Sushi / Steak / Sweets
Ghost in the Shell / Black Lagoon / Youjo Senki
Southern Pacific / Eastern Caribbean

If you're a fan of any of the above, we have something in common.
Six things I could never do without
Cold weather, hot tea, an internet connection, pajama pants, privacy, and delicious treats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future and if it'll be as interesting as I'm hoping.

If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.

If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.

How easy it is to create instant comedy by Photoshopping the Brazzers logo into almost any picture.

If I'll be alive when we experience our extinction event.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably returning videotapes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Incorrect inform. -- ps -al attach.

Streets clear. No danger.
You should message me if
You enjoy conversations over a cup of tea. (And can recommend a good place in Seattle or Bellevue to get one.)

You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.

You're content with solitude but are in the market for a friend and fellow weirdo.

You'd be willing to copilot a Tiger I with me.

You own a gas mask.

You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)

You're among them but not of them.

But honestly, you should just send a message if you find your cursor drifting over the 'Like' button. Maybe something fun comes out of it. Why hesitate?
The two of us