LordFaux
32 Bellevue, United States
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My self-summary
Gamer android with a rogue creative streak. INTJ, if you're down with the MBTI and pseudoscience in general. Noted eccentric and misanthrope. Avid tea drinker. Owner of one or more doomsday weapons. Please message instead of hitting 'Like'; I'm not paying $20 per month to unblur your face.

I live and work in downtown with all of the yuppies and overpriced stores. Don't have a need for a car yet, might get one in the future.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in entertainment. What a long, strange trip it's been.

I'm also a big fan of absorbing information. (Wikipedia, documentaries, books, etc.) Lately, it's been Wunderwaffe. Last quarter, it was cable television infrastructure. Red mercury is no joke.

I spend my free time working on various creative projects (writing, drawing, designing), gaming, and crafting on occasion.
I’m really good at
Making fun of movies and being a smartass in general.

Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything.

Being aloof.

Conducting an imaginary orchestra.

Decapitating champagne bottles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, thin, and have visible tattoos.

I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.

A hoodie is almost always present.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's a brief list of various things:

Colossus - The Forbin Project
Deus Ex / Dark Souls / GTA:V
Always Sunny / Seinfeld
MST3K / Bad Movies
Operation Iceworm
Victorian England
Shows with a villain protagonist
Ghost in the Shell / Black Lagoon

If you're a fan of any of the above, we have something in common.
The six things I could never do without
Cold weather, hot tea, an internet connection, my notebook, privacy, and delicious treats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future and if it'll be as interesting as I'm hoping.

If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.

If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.

If OKC users realize that having the exact same expression in all of their photos makes them look like a Real Doll.

How easy it is to create instant comedy by Photoshopping the Brazzers logo into almost any picture.

If I'll be alive when we experience our extinction event.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably returning videotapes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a card carrying member of the League of Darkness.
You should message me if
You enjoy conversations over a cup of tea. (And can recommend a good place in Seattle or Bellevue to get one.)

You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.

You'll recognize and play off of my Congo and Demolition Man references.

In a fight between humanity and the machines, you'd root for the machines.

You'd be willing to watch a Neal Breen film with me. (Bring your own booze though; what I have on hand won't be enough to get through it.)

You'd be willing to copilot a Tiger I with me.

You own a gas mask.

You'd join me for a game of croquet.

You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)

You're among them but not of them.

But really, you should just send a message if anything in this advert catches your attention, makes you smile or laugh, or offends you.
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