I live and work in downtown with all of the yuppies and overpriced stores. Don't have a need for a car yet, might get one in the future.
I'm also a big fan of absorbing information. (Wikipedia, documentaries, books, etc.) Lately, it's been Wunderwaffe. Last quarter, it was cable television infrastructure. Red mercury is no joke.
I spend my free time working on various creative projects (writing, drawing, designing), gaming, and crafting on occasion.
Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything.
Conducting an imaginary orchestra.
Decapitating champagne bottles.
I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.
A hoodie is almost always present.
Colossus - The Forbin Project
Deus Ex / Dark Souls / GTA:V
Always Sunny / Seinfeld
MST3K / Bad Movies
Shows with a villain protagonist
Ghost in the Shell / Black Lagoon
If you're a fan of any of the above, we have something in common.
If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.
If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.
If OKC users realize that having the exact same expression in all of their photos makes them look like a Real Doll.
How easy it is to create instant comedy by Photoshopping the Brazzers logo into almost any picture.
If I'll be alive when we experience our extinction event.
You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.
You'll recognize and play off of my Congo and Demolition Man references.
In a fight between humanity and the machines, you'd root for the machines.
You'd be willing to watch a Neal Breen film with me. (Bring your own booze though; what I have on hand won't be enough to get through it.)
You'd be willing to copilot a Tiger I with me.
You own a gas mask.
You'd join me for a game of croquet.
You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)
You're among them but not of them.
But really, you should just send a message if anything in this advert catches your attention, makes you smile or laugh, or offends you.