Time for another update. The name is Laurence. I am of European origin (half British half Italian) and (at the time of scribbling this update) have Resided by myself in Edinburgh for 4 years after living nearly my entire young and Adult(?) life in Aberdeen (world's biggest village) And I haven't looked back. I am the kind of person who if I like something I'll like it for life. I'm not the type who goes with the flow or follows whatever is the "in thing" to please others around me. And I Consider the Word "Cool" To be an insult. I enjoy playing sports and partaking in physical exercise and as a result I am of fit muscular build. I also like various types of alternative music and as a result I like to attend many concerts, which Up till now have mostly been in the central belt. I appreciate humor of a few kinds ( as detailed later, a rarity for someone from Aberdeen ) so therefor I like to laugh a lot as well.
I do not intend to have kids or get married in my lifetime. My closest friends from my hometown have taken this route and It scares me Sheisse-Less. I personally think marriage is an outdated as VCR's and Dot Matrix printers. Also there are 7 billion people on the planet at this time, that and I'm too much of a big kid already, and I don't want to share my life with any actual ones. I'm very much a childfree male and will want to stay that way for as long as existance... well... exists. Also I will not consider dating or a relationship with someone who already has children or with anyone who's biological clock is ticking louder than the last few seconds of a suicide bomber's life.
As I'll detail later on here,in all honesty, I am something of an Immature testosterone fueled, metalheaded, Breast-obsessed "blokius maximus" and that Behaviour's not likely to change. (and when I say Immature, I mean, still laugh at crude drawings of &/or things that look like male Genitalia,that and dead baby jokes -> they never get old!!). That aside, whilst I know I'm not going to win any Nobel Prizes, I do consider myself a reasonably well educated, well read, scientifically and logically minded individual. Also if you are an American woman reading this. As far as members of my gender based over there are concerned... I'm sorry.
I'm also going to throw this out there, I'm possibly one of the few males of my ilk that is willing to admit this, But so far little has worked and I want to tackle this head-on. Up to now I'm SERIOUSLY lacking in both sexual and romantic experience. Although my mind has been smart enough to attain a degree in Engineering... navigating the minefield of "bullshit psychology" required to be successful in this area of life is a skill I'm completely unable to master. It is a pretty "interesting" time where I am (and always have been) ready to start this part of my life at a point when it seems nearly everyone is ready to stop and settle. Though I have thankfully handed over my V-card towards the end of the last decade, I still want to make up for A LOT of lost time on either a casual or romantic basis, with one or multiple partners &/or participants (not necessarily at the same time, I do need to walk before I can run! :P ), So to Quote the Late, great Freddie Mercury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE \m/ \m/
Additionally, one thing I take great pride and pleasure in, especially in the modern economic climate on these here British Isles, is that I'm able to financially support myself and live alone. Most people I meet born post 1980 these days usually still stay with their folks or with friends/flat/housemates due to high accommodation costs here. I'm glad that those days are far behind me and that being alone in my own space is something I'm greatful to have experienced, and I wouldn't be the dude I am if I had to abide with other people around me.
Cycling & Running.
Doing arty and nerdy things with graphical imaging.
"Figures"... numbers & Hourglass Variety :P
Computers plus games,
Mimicking Angus young's stage/dance moves. (it's pretty much the only way I know how to dance)
Being good with technology, both in terms of hardware and software.
My Shoulders & waist (former, way bigger than latter) + mediterranean looks.
My Lewd/crude/rude/sick/immature sense of humor and apparent lack of subtlety.
My ability to helicopter headbang with the trails of my bandanas. Being able to laugh as loud as a foghorn!!
Add to that, I'm also forever reading Viz, and it's spin-off "roger's Profanisaurus - Das Krapital" Where It has listed all the Profane words, phrases, and slang terms used in the English Language. That book proves that swearing IS both big AND clever :P http://is.gd/diOq2t
Shows: Over the last decade I've really found myself appreciating radio more and more, BBC radio to be exact, I love BBC 6 music (best music station EVER) and I'm really into the comedies that usually air on radio 4 too... Particularly the now show, Mark Steel, Old Harry's game, I'm sorry I haven't a clue, and the news quiz. I also like "have I got news for you" and with a bit of technimalogical jiggery pokery, I'm able to watch the daily show and the colbert report from across the pond.
You can probably tell I'm someone who loves satire. And if you are someone who knows that it ISN'T the Scottish flag, then we'll get on!
Also this is the 21st century here OKC, So I'm gonna share my favorite podcast. The Bugle, quality Transatlantic British Satire!! Who's your fave hottie from history? and have you ever played "the roof game"? :P ( http://is.gd/K1RiO5 - use with firefox. And http://thebuglepodcast.com)
I also love the slapstic of old cartoons like Tex Avery and Warner Brothers/ Looney Tunes. In more recent times Animaniacs was one of my favorites.
Movies: anything containing either or all of the following:
+ car chases
+ adrenaline pumping action sequences
+ Buxom actresses wearing nothing or very little
+ comedy (bonus points for satire and the gross out variety)
Music: Rock, Heavy metal, Indie, Big beat and other forms of electronica, Chiptune Music aka stuff made on gameboys + ataris and other old game consoles. I'm trying to learn how to make the stuff using tracker software. Rude Songs as well like Kevin bloody Wilson and the amateur transplants
Food: Meat, Love the stuff!! my cartoon alter-ego would be the Lumnox from Ren & Stimpy. I'm a totally unashamed carnivore... Although don't start calling me "Kowalski"!
2) My Mp3 player streaming rock and chiptune music on tap
3) My Bicycle
4) My Bug Digital Radio
5) Thick Gloves in winter (I only ever seem to get ill if my hands are cold)
6) Being away from Aberdeen
How to build a social circle of childfree (free being the key word here people) people now that I have moved southwards.
How we as a species have come to the point where we are now a virus-like, financial clusterfuck of a civalisation worshipping at the alter of televised karaoke winners.
Whether I should be less honest in this profile and thereby - in theory - get dates and sex for a considerable period of time, but risk slowly driving future potential partners into a murderous rage with my immaturity, geekyness and sheer unwillingness to cohabit, marry, or procreate.
Not only that, but I really am of the belief that I haven't really grown up, and for the last 20 years, the world has just shrunk :P
As someone who can speak French & Italian... I find the german accent really attractive, and I think Volvo's (old ones) are great and great looking cars (I'm biased because I own one) ... Oh, and I cried at the end of "Wreck-it Ralph". It's pretty much the only film that has made me do that.
If this makes you laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5HY5npK_X0&feature=youtube_gdata_player =p
If you've got the touch... And the POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!... YEAH! http://youtu.be/AZKpByV5764
If you think this is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
On a more serious note... First and foremost, I'm not gonna be mad keen on the slews of Women who always write "I don't know what to write/scribble/type here"... It means you don't know yourself or who you are! I know myself, who I am and what I like, be willing to return the favor!! :P
I am a nerd, and I like fellow nerds, especially if they are female. However if you are able to at least navigate your OS's File system on whatever device... that's a very good start!
Physically, I'm male and I'm only human, ergo I do Appreciate the more (natural) Buxomed Lady, so if you are willing to let me do this : http://m.imgur.com/IeBvmCx on a regular basis without me getting a "wall mounted" substitute then that will be an added bonus. In addition I would love it if you are not a prude, not just in relation to my sense of humor, but I have little hangups in discussing (and given the chance, doing) sexual and physical related matters seriously . I like to think that - for a man - I have a good attitude to contraception and look out for my own sexual health and that of my... Err... Fellow participant ;) and appreciate members of the opposite sex that do likewise... You won't find a hippocritical "slut-shamer" here!!
If you're easily able to differentiate lust and desire from love and romance... Which segues nicely into....
If you're willing to help me make up for a sex-less life during my teens and 20s, preferably by helping to void the warranties on as many mattresses as possible, ergo if you'd want to pursue something along the lines of a "friends with benefits/fuck buddy/booty call" arrangement, then that will be perfect!
If firing out a crotch-cannonball and raising it into something resembling a functioning human being over the best part of 2 or more decades IS NOT something you want to do during this lifetime!
If you also like (any or all of) Satire/private eye/viz/the profanisaurus/bbc radio comedy (as stated somewhere above). We will get on great.
Likewise, if you are a fellow bugler... what I will say is that together, great minds will think, bullshit, draw penises and eat waffles.... alike!! :P
Also Message me if you were able to spot the "big Lebowski" reference I put somewhere in my profile ;)
More bonus points if you don't stay with your folks and if you live in the confines of the Edinburgh Bypass.