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My self-summary
You know, for a person who does tons of Public Relations work to pay the rent, I hate hate hate writing about myself. Self aggrandizement is just not my cup of tea, apparently. Perhaps that comes from a bit of modesty or, just maybe, I am too awesome to put into words. But, here goes...

So, like you, I started out as a baby and many persons declared then and there that I "was as cute as a button." What's with that? Buttons are not cute, they are just buttons and often a choking hazard for babies. Idioms!!!!!! After years of cheek pinching, I starting becoming my own person©. Yay me.

I tend to think of myself as a "social-introvert," meaning that why I have learned to be the social butterfly in life I still prefer the inside of my mind. If you could see all the cool stuff that I have collected in here over the years, you would like it too.

But you do have to get out and enjoy this big ol world too.

When it comes to fun, I enjoy most sports that are really just between a person and nature. Football? NOOOOooope. Surfing? Yes. If a sport offers a zen moment where you feel like you are the only person in the universe, if only for a second, then it's up my alley.

Right now that comes from kiteboarding, which is the most fun you can have in the water with cloths on, hands down.

I also enjoy an Xbox.

My brain works in funny ways, often jumping from random tangents and tracks like it was a drunken Amtrak engineer; this is evidenced by my over reliance and frequent misuse of and on commas. I dunno, it's just weird. As a side effect I am really good at "8 Steps to Kevin Bacon."

I am a bit of a political and news junkie. Not really partisan but, I greatly enjoying trying to understand how the world really works.

But my most favoritist, bestest, most supercalifragilisticexpialidociousist love is Comedy. Doing open mics is one of the few times I can let the contents of my head out in public, often to the sound of bemused chuckles.

According to my friends, I am really tall and fairly good looking. But that is just hearsay. I consider myself to be cultured, well spoken, and doing very well in my life on the professional side.

I also was an American Hero fighting for freedom for a number of years... Some girls dig that whole "Knight in Shining Armor" shtick.
What I’m doing with my life
Leaving for Africa in Feb.
I’m really good at
Jet-ski paintball, flying planes, having unnecessarily long conversations on pop culture, being charming, and having a tender soul (Don't tell anyone).
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am tall...? I'm not other people so it's hard to pin this one down. The tallness is usually a constant though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This changes daily. I could go ahead and put all the standard issue "deep" works to make me sound better and while I consume that bit of culture; my favorite stuff is the juicy and inane pulp.

When it comes to news and what-not: I love The Young Turks, Rev3Games, POTUS radio, the BBC, and The Daily Dot.

Favorite Author: Larry Correa

Favorite Movie: Alien

Favorite TV Show: Game of Thrones

Favorite Music: Dubstep

Favorite Food: Sushi
Six things I could never do without
1) Someone who can hold a conversation
2) Internet culture
3) The ocean (or at least a lake)
4) My dog
5) A book
6) Humor

(Though not in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Raaaaaaaandom things
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something completely different
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have had to escape Disneyland security 3 times for going places I was not supposed to.
You should message me if
you consider yourself a geek or a nerd; then you will probably like me.

you like talking about smart stuff with smart people.

you enjoy going out on the town.

you know how to do at least two special moves on the original street fighter.

you like the beach.

oh and if you like well dressed, fit, hansom, smart, sexy, respectful, intelligent, driven, and accomplished men.
The two of us