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My self-summary
I like to be outside, and I love the snow. My body runs hot so cold weather is preferred. There's a good chance you'll find me at one of the local metroparks when it snows. I just wish I had more time to hike.

Unapologetic SJW, trans-inclusive feminist still unlearning my own negative ideas and happy to discuss. If you're an "all lives matter" type we probably won't get along.

I've recently started rock climbing in my spare time. It's fantastic, a lot of fun and a great workout. Care to join me?

I might possibly be looking for a roommate. I definitely don't want someone I found randomly online to move in immediately but if I get to know you and see that you can take care of yourself it might be something to think about. I've had bad experiences with roommates in the past though so I'm going to be picky.

I own my own place, have a car and a stable job, if you're into that sort of thing. I'm very self-sufficient and I'm not looking for a sugar-daddy. That said, I'm not expecting you to be perfect when it comes to these situations. I had a lot of help to get me where I am today, and I'm not gonna judge someone else based on how lucky I was. If you're trying and staying active you're golden in my book.

Now, if you're looking for a sugar-daddy, you might want to move along. With that house and car comes bills and a mortgage. I can be a splenda-daddy at best. Possibly a sweet-n-low-daddy if you're nice enough.
What I’m doing with my life
I just bought a condo here in Holly (like three years ago but I'm still waiting to feel like a responsible adult so it still feels new) so I'm playing poor. It's totally worth it though. I've never owned property before. It's pretty frikken exciting!

I also just got a cat. She's a horrid little shit but also my favorite thing in the entire world and I guarantee you'll get like a hundred pictures of her if we start talking.
I’m really good at
As a cook I can barely keep myself alive, but I know I'm really good at baking. I make cookies that will knock your socks off. It's a lot of fun to experiment in the kitchen (winkwink) with new recipes. I always change something when I get a new recipe, to (usually) amazing results.

I like doing stupid things and I'm -pretty- good at not dying. I'm always the first to suggest wandering off the path and into the woods. Don't get stuck with me in a horror movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
You know that thing where you start really craving french toast but you live alone so getting all the ingredients for it is really impractical so you put it off until the craving gets REALLY INTENSE and you cave in and buy all the ingredients just to make it and eat one piece before realizing that you don't really want french toast and then you have to figure out what to do with a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a WHOLE LOAF of bread like seriously how is one person supposed to eat all of that bread before it goes bad?


Anyway my eyes are like a pretty bluish-green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read obsessively. I'll happily read anything someone suggests to me, though I usually go for true to life stories. Still, I love getting lost in a series like Valhalla. And I'll happily snatch up anything having to do with with Fairy Tales.

I'm always looking for new book suggestions if you have one. I have a bookshelf full of new books to read but they won't keep me forever.
I do a lot of audio books too, more lately since I have a long drive into work.

My favorite food is bees. I could eat bees for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Six things I could never do without
My cat. She's a three-legged devil and I just got her but I SWEAR to god I will fight you if you're mean to her.

Ridiculous run-on sentences.


End of list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You know that thing where a black person will make a joke about a white person not seasoning their food and a white person will get SUPER OFFENDED and start complaining about reverse racism and SJ double-eews and then make a joke about killing black people but when someone gets offended they'll complain about PC culture and compare it to the joke about seasoning as if they're exactly the same kind of joke?

Don't do that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking overpriced hipster beer while playing board games with friends. Gloom, Betrayal at the House on the Hill, Coup, and Catan are our regulars. We always need more suggestions, what's your favorite tabletop game?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is the first part of a profile I'll read. I give major bonus points if someone puts something either creative or raunchy here.
If you put something in this section, you are 1000% more likely to get messages and find true love. If you're not looking for true love, you'll at least find true sex.

The first time I ever said a swear word I yelled it at a teacher but to be fair she was asking me to write one HUNDRED WHOLE words about my summer vacation but all I did way watch my brother play Sega Genesis games and that would be a bad paper so instead I wrote about getting abducted by aliens and she called my awesome story filth so she deserved it.
You should message me if
I'm always up for chatting with new friends, so don't be afraid to message me!
Things have been really looking up for me lately, and I plan to keep improving myself. I'd like to find someone with the same kind of attitude. You don't have to have everything figured out and be completely set in your life, but I'd like someone who has goals and plans for the future.
If you think we'd get along at all, let me know. I'd love to hear from you, don't be shy!
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