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My self-summary
You know what I've noticed? There are some really weird mother fuckers on here.

Hi, I'm Ali and this is what you need to know:

I'm happy.
I'm always cold.
Positivity is my way of life.
I'm an Aquarius and a Pisces.
I'm a stoner. A productive stoner.
I now live right across the street from my job. It's fucking awesome.
I'm the weirdest person I know.
Vegetarian/vegan that doesn't care what you eat.
I'm always down to karaoke. ALWAYS.
ENTP personality
I work way too much
I go to school online (yaaaaay smarts)
I HATE shopping. (Seriously fuck that shit)
I like hikes.
I love when insanity kicks my ass
I hate people, you might not understand.
I'm not ready for leg shaving season.
I'm really loud.
My meme collection is endless.
Enlighten me.

I don't think anyone actually reads this.
What I’m doing with my life
Ultimate life goal: move to 432 Park Avenue New York.

Professional life goal: obtain an MBA. I'm pretty much married to school for the next 5 years.
I’m really good at
Nothing. I'm more of a jack of all trades type.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile? Boobs? Insane hair? Resting bitch face? Let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies- All of the Resident Evil series, 300, The Conjuring, Insidious (all of them). Pretty much any suspenseful horror movie. Gor and suspense make me laugh either way but I just find that gory movies become all about the blood and guts rather than the story line.

Shows- ARCHER. Greys Anayomy. Brickleberry. Netflix is life fuck commercials.

Music- Spotify makes my life better. I'm always looking for new music so suggest some good songs! I don't have a genre preference.
The six things I could never do without
My brother, water, laughter, my job, music and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work work work work work work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing homework. Studying. Writing a paper. Smoking weed or sleeping. So basically I'm at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really good at rapping Eminem songs, especially his old stuff before he got sober. Haha

If I don't reply to your message it means I'm not interested. I don't like being rude but I will if I have to so please don't message me 3 or 4 times. If I didn't answer after the first time I'm not going to answer the 3rd time. Thanks.
You should message me if
You have a solid plan for the zombie apocalypse. If you arn't looking for a fuck buddy.