Well for starters, I can divide by zero. Looking for interesting conversation that later wont be quoted in a courtroom.
You should message me if you are a man hating, crazy b*tch with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. You have filled your profile with generalities and you expect guys to guess what your interest are. Through a technicality your are not on house arrest or grounded so that we can actually do stuff. You feel that a man should put up with you sh*t because you are good looking. You attach a bunch of flattering adjectives to your name to impress people. Over time you will project all your daddy issues on me and grow hostile when i don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dated every dude in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with dread and regret but prefer a long term, spirit crushing descent that leads into long-term alcoholism and substance abuse. Serious replies only.