Lucasssss
31Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Lucas is just another 30 year old male raised by 4 Lesbians in the middle of Wyoming who moved to Brooklyn to follow his dreams of being a professional comedian.

Jenni is a 28 year old event photographer from Albuquerque, NM. She also makes cupcakes.
What I’m doing with my life
Lucas: SO many shows!!!

Jenni: Also so many shows!!! (but different)

We also run a monthly comedy show in Williamsburg together called Camouflage. There's free pizza and great comics. (and we're there!) Ask us about it

p.s. we're not here to promote our show. We really want to meet people!
I’m really good at
Lucas: Almost everything but I just choose not to try most things. Because I don't want to make people feel bad when I surpass them on my first try. I once did a marathon. It took me 2 seconds to do the whole race. I know... 2 seconds. Seems a little long for me. But I was running backwards. I was trying to challenge myself.

Jenni: taking pictures, singing, baking, laughing really loud. I run marathons too, but I wouldn't say I'm "really good at it"...
I am really good though, at finding ways to bring up that I run marathons.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lucas: I have dark blue eyes that if you look into you get lost in time and space. I have a beard; inside lives a family of ravens (they're very nice). I am usually the most handsome man in the entire world. (Sometimes Keith is... KEITH!!!)

Jenni: I'm blonde sometimes, have a few tattoos. I'm photogenic/really good at selfies. If you have a dog and you've ever been outside in Brooklyn with that dog, then I have definitely talked to your dog like he's a British gentleman. Even if your dog is a lady. Also I've tipped an imaginary hat to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lucas Books: Last thing I read was FREEDOM by Franzen
Jenni books: My favorite book has always been "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. Also a Harry Potter fan (Hufflpuff), LOTR and the occasional YA for beach reading (loved Paper Towns)

Lucas movies: Children of Men, Dark Knight, Short Term 12
Jenni movies: *see Lucas movies* and then add some other garbage. We go to the movies all the time, so whatever my favorite movie is right now could change next weekend. Did you see Wonder Woman yet?

Lucas Shows: Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty, Battlestar, Life and Times of Tim but have seen also everything.
Jenni shows: I like "good" television as much as the next guy, but gimme RuPaul, The Bachelor, and Masterchef all day every day. Reality competition shows are my guilty pleasure.

Lucas Music: Tool, Perfect Circle, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Why?(the band), Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Primus, System of a Down, Deftones, Aesop Rock, El-P, MF Doom, Refused, The Clispe, Russian Circles, Explosions in The Sky, Do May Say Think, 65 days of Static
Jenni music: Anything I can dance to, or sing a long to... also trashy pop music ( Katy Perry> Taylor Swift... come at me)

Lucas Anything fancy other then bitter melon. BITTER MELON!!!
Jenni food: Seriously bitter melon is God's cruelest joke. Also I don't like cilantro or mushrooms. But I'll eat anything else.
Six things I could never do without
Lucas:
Winning lottery ticket
Stock portfolio
Bag of diamonds
Porsches
Private jet
Puppies

Jenni:
Google.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It feels like no one who likes big butts lies about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
We're dancing or at stand-up shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lucas: My social security number is 006-66-0007. Bank number is 4365-2228-0954-1133. The answer to my security question is "Pinocchio".

Jenni: Everything that Lucas said is real. He is very dumb.
You should message me if
If you want to talk to us. We're really cool. Take us out on a date!
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