38Providence, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a designer/builder/sculptor
Only three professions I'd trade it for:
1. Professional Race Car Driver

2. Professional Break Dancer

3. Professional Bank Robber

Seriously....and in no particular order.
What I’m doing with my life
Cleanish living, being a dad, running a business, building furniture, sculpture, signs and a Chevy Nova with a role cage...pretty sure I'll need it. Currently my Nova, Spanish for "no go", is more like a 2000lb paper weight.
I’m really good at
Making origami cranes, soap, design and fabricating most anything out of steel. I've got a college degree and a can do attitude...pretty much all I've needed this far.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Off the top of my head....
Any William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Frank O'Hara, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, Alan Watts or T.S. Elliot oh and a book of antique ray guns....called Ray Guns!

Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, The Other Guys, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Any sci-fi....any, Big Trouble in Little China

Archer, Supernatural, Wilfred, the League, HMYM, Fire Fly, BSG

Almost all 80's-90's hip hop, sprinkled with some newer stuff, 80's glam rock, Tom Waits, the Boss, The Clash, Iggy Pop, the Smiths, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, Joy Division, the Go Go's, 70's classic rock, Prince, Nick Cave, Wilco etc...

yogurt, fresh juice, steak and French fries, coffee, any form of chocolate, clementines, ribs, Nice Slice pizza, oatmeal, Thai food
Six things I could never do without
If I was really really really limited to six I'd probably trade one leg for a pencil sharpener.
I spend a lot of time thinking about little a possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Up for anything but I'm totally into staying at home and finding anything there." This seemed like the most common answer but really every Friday I attempt to muster the courage to go out for a big night but usually only make it a few blocks away to Shell so I can get ice cream. It's scary out there on Friday nights! All those young people running around like crazy escapees from Butler hospital. Who knows what could happen!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I try to breakdance to Planet Rock, The Message and She's a Gold Digger when they pop up on a playlist while I'm alone in my studio.
You should message me if
Message me if you don't mind that........ I'm a murderer, a sociopath, I spend most of my time in a bar. I only send dick pics but not mine. I'm not intelligent. I'm not funny. I think a sports bar is a brilliant first date. I freequntly mis-spell. I'm not taller then you. I don't date girls that don't date guys that have kids because its bias and bias is The View told me. I despise selfies. Unless they're mine and I'm shirtless. If you don't post pictures of yourself in ridiculous settings that don't actually depict who you are but are supposed to impress me...along with "loving organized sports". I'm not attracted to intelligence, class, honesty, confidence nor do I have any. I'm not interested in weird angle pics of body parts taken with an iPhone in a poorly lit, messy living room.
Oh...I'm not honest.

...or if you like challenges and think you can get me to go camping.....somewhere without a shower and Apple TV. You should probably have a sense of humor as well.
The two of us