Only three professions I'd trade it for:
1. Professional Race Car Driver
2. Professional Break Dancer
3. Professional Bank Robber
Seriously....and in no particular order.
Any William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Frank O'Hara, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, Alan Watts or T.S. Elliot oh and a book of antique ray guns....called Ray Guns!
Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, The Other Guys, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Any sci-fi....any, Big Trouble in Little China
Archer, Supernatural, Wilfred, the League, HMYM, Fire Fly, BSG
Almost all 80's-90's hip hop, sprinkled with some newer stuff, 80's glam rock, Tom Waits, the Boss, The Clash, Iggy Pop, the Smiths, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, Joy Division, the Go Go's, 70's classic rock, Prince, Nick Cave, Wilco etc...
yogurt, fresh juice, steak and French fries, coffee, any form of chocolate, clementines, ribs, Nice Slice pizza, oatmeal, Thai food
If I was really really really limited to six I'd probably trade one leg for a pencil sharpener.
Oh...I'm not honest.
...or if you like challenges and think you can get me to go camping.....somewhere without a shower and Apple TV. You should probably have a sense of humor as well.