37 Miami, United States
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My self-summary
Where is my male equivalent?
Not exactly equal though... 30% better please
I’m really good at
Ping pong, backgammon, handstands, climbing trees, predicting the slow lane, sorting out nonsense
The first things people usually notice about me
The outside
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breaking Bad, There Will Be Blood, Inglourious Basterds, Shaun of the Dead, Idiocracy, Clint Eastwood westerns, Jackass, Kurt Vonnegut, Dr Suess, Dostoyevsky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to eat next. Yes, I've got an expensive mouth to feed.

Also dreaming of living in the mountains again some day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My 2nd grade teacher called my mom in to school because she was concerned that I was playing Lincoln Logs with the boys instead of dolls and dress up with the girls. Once a tomboy, always a tomboy and I still don't like hanging out with a pack of girls.
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone smarter and sexier than I. Sometimes I have a strong personality so it's good if you can boss me when necessary.

If you are fit (ok, very fit) and have found some success in life that's great, but it's even better if you do so under the radar

Also I'm looking for someone who can set my watches and clocks ahead and back biannually