29Rancho Cordova, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not cute, I'm manly as hell. I only date Over-the-top toilet paper roll users. Anyone who pulls from the bottom/backside likely makes other terrible life choices like pouring milk before the cereal. Virgo. Nerd. Smartass. Dry sense of humor. If I have to tell you everytime I'm joking we can't be friends and I hate you. I take showers regularly. My clothes fit. INTJ/ISTJ.

I am introverted. I am definitely not a partier. I dont go to clubs and rarely go to bars. I do play video games occasionally, so if that's a deal breaker its better you know beforehand. Whatever YOU do to unwind is your business and I don't judge as long as it doesn't involve painting my toenails.
I am a huge nerd (E.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, harry potter, SciFi, Fantasy, etc).

I am looking for a like-minded individual. Someone who has a balance of a class with a nerdy side. Not looking for a party girl. I prefer someone motivated to do well in life such as myself. If you are a playful, confident person and feel we have common interests, I would love to talk with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Improving myself one day at a time.
I’m really good at
Opening pickle jars
Killing spiders
Fixing leaky sinks
Problem solving
Holding hands while driving
Being socially awkward
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, dark, and handsome?

My smug smirk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Sons of Anarchy
Most things on the discovery channel
House of Cards

I'm pretty eclectic when it comes to music.
Everything from metal to rap and some country.
Jonny Craig
Six things I could never do without
Iced tea
Air conditioning
A Plan
A job
Clean Socks
On a typical Friday night I am
I am a homebody for sure. My idea nights involve a couch and Netflix, PlayStation, or Takeout.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think nickelback is terrible.
You should message me if
You know who you are well enough to fill out a dating profile instead of leaving it blank.

You're comfortable with who you are, and also have a nerdy side.

The Lost season finale pissed you off too.

You enjoy texting people you met on the internet.

Also, If you can explain this logic to me:

Smokes: No
Drugs: Never
Yet hobbies are "420"
Do you chew it? I'm going to assume it's not the date or time of day you're so fond of. Clearly it's one or the other, if not both.
The two of us