I'm not particularly conventional, so if you want a tie wearing, FHM reading, sports car aspiring football fan, then I've got a few mates for you instead.
People tell me they admire my confidence I say it's not confidence it's just a desire to take a chance.
I am great at finding solutions to most things except how to have matching socks and pretty good at cutting through the crap and seeing things for what they are.
I love people who can do the same to me and shatter my delusions.
WHAT INTERNET QUIZZES SAY ABOUT ME: I am a Spontaneous Realist who is probably American and 70% likely to be a psychopath whilst being as middle class as Del Boy from Only Fools and Horses.
I am also in need of a mobile app developer for an amazing charity fundraising project...if that's you come get rich whilst making the world a better place with me.
Secretly I am also writing a compendium of short stories...shhh
Michael Moocock, Iain Banks (RIP), Palahniuk, Bukowski, Plath, Hesse (not Siddhartha), Asimov, Wilde, Vonnegut, Huxley, Orwell, Burroughs...more more more
Excalibur, Krull, Jason & The Argonauts, Alien, Aliens, Prometheus, Critters, Gremlins, The Goonies, Labyrinth, Adventures in Babysitting, The Host, Fish Story, The Dark Crystal, Mad Max, Knight Riders, Trainspotting, Buffalo 66, Caravan of Courage...I love movies this is going to take forever.
Regular Show, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Firefly, Walking Dead, Louie, Hannibal, Pointless
Just reviewed 80 bands to watch out for in 2014...this is probably one to talk about face to face if we must...putting on a music festival in Jan...so come to that
Not big on hot liquids at all
My ability to argue
Why animals don't dance when they hear music.
That if Pi is infinite then it potentially contains the code for the entire universe, and if it contains the universe, Pi is therefore bigger than the universe. If you divide the circumference of a circle by its diameter you have the secret to life and all alternate possibilities.
You're problematic but good-hearted, dark and damaged but shine brightly, wreckless but you mean well, wild and spontaneous but reliable.
You could be my muse.
You're an enigma for me to unlock
I have a thing for tomboys...weird I know