31 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
All evidence suggests that I am a fictional character. I have a tendency to attract weird stories, elaborate games, bizarre animal facts, and surprising people. You are probably one of those people, or else a bizarre animal. In the latter case, how did you learn to use a computer? Why can you read? Please message me to explain.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm cobbling together disparate scraps of education in an attempt to create academic disciplines which don't exist yet, but really ought to.
I’m really good at
rhyming things, retaining miscellaneous facts about people, tolerating pain, getting babies to stop crying, dancing, making friends on trains
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mumbo Jumbo by Ishmael Reed. Princess Mononoke. Jeeves & Wooster. Deltron 3030. Lasagna.
The six things I could never do without
A game I can play with strangers without any preparation. Four meters of rope. A notebook and a pen. A sharp knife. A mental soundtrack to whatever is going on right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
invertebrates, small-unit tactics, really interesting imaginary people I would like to meet, what I'm going to wear today, comic books
On a typical Friday night I am
at some martial arts class or other
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never met someone who has more stuffed animals than I have.
You should message me if
You should just message me. I like messages.