cooking an omelet
telekinesis (all my spoons are bent)
running in a giant hamster wheel
being a G on the spot
identifying my masters
Both my skis
The air space in the center of doughnuts
My two front teeth (thank you implants)
Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies
I would say true love (but i'm already living without you)
Gravity, though at times i wish it would reverse itself.
All five of my limbs
Snow covered alpine forests
Soy sauce, honey dipped, Taragon chicken wings
beautiful camel toes
The Moon because it's not a spoon
A clump of clay
Very hot Chinese mustard
Chateauneuf de Pape
Papaya King nature's natural elixir
The more than six things
I farted when I was the only person in an elevator with Frederique van der Wal, the famous, ex Victoria Secret, lingerie model.
I get the same soothing feeling watching Teletubbies as I do watching Two And A Half Men with Charlie Sheen.
The elephant man made me cry.
I identify with Frankenstein's monster.
Think i may of slept with a retarded girl.
My mother was abducted by extraterrestrials exactly nine months before i was born and a fertilized egg was surgically implanted into her womb.
Some people wish, they wish they were a fish.....but me, i wish i was a manatee!
Glad we have such an extensive penal system to keep us safe from criminals.
Wish i spoke Klingon as a third language.
I almost stole Rodin's Andromeda, a marble sculpture at the Rodin Museum. Allegedly had it sitting on a window sill with an open window to the outside world, and then thought against it.
We both are synchronous in the belief that there are no real impediments and that anything is possible given the effort to achieve it. You have harnessed the power to do things when and where you want, which allows you to focus on what truly is important. You have a strong affinity for beauty, in nature and in the nobility of kindness in the human heart. You see things with a sharp, keen and critical eye and understand that in this huge, vast and impartial universe it is up to us to make it what we will and that what really counts and connects us into this overwhelming vastness is the closeness of relationships we make along the way.
The enormity of your absence leaves a giant hole inside me because when we are together life is exponentially more brilliant...
You recognize who i am and are looking for me.