I'm also pretty dang funny, I've heard....
I've been reading the Wheel of Time series lately, and my friend has gotten me into Doctor Who as well. I sometimes get into the Reality shows on Discovery/The History Channel like Gold Rush and Sons of Guns. I really like 30 Rock and am a huge Tina Fey fan. Most of the other shows on TV are too far into the series to even tell what's going on, so I tend not to follow anything syndicated. I'll watch cartoons and stuff too if the mood hits me.
I like foreign films and tv as well. I actually enjoy watching old tokusatsu stuff from Japan, Kamen Rider, Godzilla, Super Sentai. Maturity is not high on my list of priorities when it comes to entertainment.
Music: Black Keys, The Heavy, The Dear Hunter, Bonobo, Gotye, Kimbra, People in Planes, Mutemath, M83 Etc.
Bookshelves so I don't create literary caltrops
A good, sharp knife (for cooking, nothing weird, I swear!)
A stylish chapeau
Seriously. A bed. Need that thing.
That or out for a drink with a friend or two.