28Durham, United States
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My self-summary
I like to think that I'm a fun person to be around. I say I like outdoorsy stuff, but that's a lie, because trees and pollen hurt my face. I like animals though, so if that counts as outdoorsy, there ya go. This excludes spiders and creepy crawlies but includes snakes. Includes snakes SO hard.

I'm fun-sized so, if you let me ride in your pocket, we will be best friends forever.

I'm the type of girl that will have a thirty minute conversation with someone about who will win in a fight between Batman and a Magic spider-monkey/Unicorn hybrid. (Hint: It's not batman.)

Comics and Video Games. I like them.

I also apparently have the sense of humor of a five year old, so anything that involves the words "Gay" "Dick" "Butt" or "Dong" will get me giggling. Typing that sentence was almost impossible.
What I’m doing with my life
Working with fuzzy puppies!

Professionally crocheting!

Playing games for YouTube!

And being an awesome cosplayer!
I’m really good at
Video games.

Knowing things about animals.

Being adorable!

Being bad at first person shooters. Seriously, I do my very best to be really bad at them.

The first things people usually notice about me
My huge personality, which I store in my breasts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything Shakespeare has touched, Historical Fiction (The Other Boleyn Girl, The Hangman's Daughter, etc.) Super natural books. I'll read anything really. I love to read.

Movies: The Wedding Singer, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Sweeny Todd. Anything musical, anything hilarious, nothing scary.

Music: I listen to everything. I'm a big fan of Gorillaz, so alternative, most R&B, Hip Hop.

Food: Seafood, human souls.
Six things I could never do without
My Laptop, Veronica.
A cat or two
Dick jokes
Gay men
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Subject to change day to day. My brain remains active twenty four hours a day and I often find myself waking up in the middle of a thought. Not a dream, a thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Perfecting my secret ninja arts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might have a fetish for tattoos. I love how they look on men, especially athletically built men.
You should message me if
You think Batman would win in that fight.

If you're bored. Because I'm bored. We can talk about things that are not boring.

If you like musicals.

If you're awesome.

If you like high-fives.

If you're a geeky/nerdy type person.
The two of us