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My self-summary
Just your local absurdist dog dad majoring in anthropology with a background in film 🙏🎥

Here's a painting video of mine:

Ethnobotany gets me hyped 🌱🌲🌴
I've been to 13 countries outside the US.
I get emotional when I see Saguaro cacti 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

I don't know why this app puts "conservative" for one of my personality traits, because I'm definitely a leftist.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to ASU for my 2nd degree in anthropology, making videos, suffering 😎
I’m really good at
Worrying and studying 👴

Getting paid to watch other peoples' dogs

Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
Why is that man walking his dog with matching hotdog suits isn't it 120 outside they're going to get grilled for sure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Philip K. Dick, Albert Camus, Robert Lowie, Jack Kerouac haha
Directors: My boy Marty Scorsese ♡, Wes Anderson, Art Grandpa Alejandro Jodorowsky, Spike Jonze, Coen Brothers ☆

Music: AJJ, Gogol Bordello, Ennio Morricone, Philip Glass, Federale, the Hush Pups

Jazz, folk punk, yé-yé, vaporwave, I'll listen to it all
Six things I could never do without
1. Absurdism
2. Travel
3. Art
4. Dogs
5. Comedy
6. Long drives at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• Why DO kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?????

• The abomination of the modern corn plant

• What I would do if a wasp flew into my car while I was driving on the freeway amidst heavy traffic (probably my death)
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking 32 cinnabar elixirs in order to transcend the haters
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born with half a heart, now I've had someone else's for 25 years

I guess you could say I was born with a broken heart 😎😎
You should message me if
You want to pet dogs and make art together 🐶🖌
The two of us