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My self-summary
Just your local absurdist dog dad majoring in anthropology with a background in film 🙏🎥

Here's a painting video of mine:

Ethnobotany gets me hyped 🌱🌲🌴
I've been to 13 countries outside the US.
I get emotional when I see Saguaro cacti 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
What I’m doing with my life
Going to ASU for my 2nd degree in anthropology, making videos, suffering 😎
I’m really good at
Worrying and studying 👴

Getting paid to watch other peoples' dogs

Making jokes at the expense of my unfortunate human existence
The first things people usually notice about me
What a nice cereal box
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Philip K. Dick, Albert Camus, Robert Lowie, Jack Kerouac haha
Directors: My boy Marty Scorsese ♡, Wes Anderson, Art Grandpa Alejandro Jodorowsky, Spike Jonze, Coen Brothers ☆

Music: AJJ, Gogol Bordello, Ennio Morricone, Philip Glass, Federale, the Hush Pups
Six things I could never do without
1. Absurdism
2. Travel
3. Art
4. Dogs
5. Comedy
6. Long drives at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• Why DO kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?????

• The abomination of the modern corn plant

• What I would do if a wasp flew into my car while I was driving on the freeway amidst heavy traffic (probably my death) ((this has kept me awake at night worrying))
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking 32 cinnabar elixirs in order to transcend the haters
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born with half a heart, now I've had someone else's for 25 years

I guess you could say I was born with a broken heart 😎😎
You should message me if
You want to pet dogs and make art together 🐶🖌
The two of us