M-S-338
33Tempe, United States
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My self-summary
Needlessly sarcastic and overly cinical 6.5 who plays to many video games seeks a nice girl/glutton for punishment, for a short term fling. I say "for a short term" not because I don't WANT a long term relationship, I'm just being honest with myself.

  I'm really very bad at talking about myself. I'm afraid of writing to much or not enough, of sounding like an ass when trying to sound intelligent and clever. I tend to over think things sometimes. So this time, I'm just going to throw back a few glasses of wine and yell at my keyboard through my fingers.

  I really hate these. It's like filling out a resume but instead of applying for a job, you're attempting to validate your worth as a human being to a total stranger in an attempt to score some affection. I think online dating itself is great, don't get me wrong. It's a great way to meet a lot of very lovely new people and get rejected by them. I'm at a point in my life, though in which selling myself has lost it's charm.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with computers all week, then spend all weekend sashaying about town trying to forget what I do all week.
I’m really good at
Self deprecating humor? Unless you haven't laughed yet. In which case you can go, the A-materials been used up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I swear a lot.

Damnit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot. A LOT! Kevin Hearne is the greatest alive right now. Mark Lawrence and Brian McClellan are great. Jonathan Renshaw is working on becoming one of my favorites.

I like a lot of old movies. Stuff from the 50s and early 60s. I have no idea why. I don't watch much TV.

Music, Ozzy is gid of course. Pearl Jam, STP, Alice in Chains. Love the 90s.

Not picky about food, I'll try just about anything so long as I can get a copious amount. Of adult beverages on the side.
Six things I could never do without
No
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nerd stuff and boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do most nights but drunker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like pumpkin spice everything. Shut up.
You should message me if
You've hit rock bottom and you're looking to stay there? I kid, I kid. I'm honestly a very fun and positive person, I just have an odd sense of humor. Hit me up if you want to grab a drink or a coffee and have a chat. Be forewarned, I have next to no ability to break the ice. So of you enjoy a good awkward, you've hit pay dirt.
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