My tears can cure cancer, but I never cry. Once a snake bit me and after three days of excruciating pain, the snake died. I like plagiarizing Chuck Norris jokes.
Ever watch Boy Meets World? Remember Shawn Hunter? Well I grew up idolizing his best friend Cory Matthews. Yeah, sorry to disappoint you ladies. If you're still reading, you just might be my Topanga.
I became an engineer because of my passion for science. It gives us the opportunity to help others, understand the world around us, and turns us into real life wizards and psychics. It doesn't get any cooler than that. With my job I get to touch people's lives everyday and it's a wonderful feeling.
Finding the humor in almost anything.
Cuddling (I'm talking like 9th degree black belt level)
Not being stupid.
Including random movie references into normal conversation, such as "you're killing me smalls..." or "Great job kid, don't get cocky!"
Discussing why Batman is better than Superman
Discussing why The Notebook is better than A Walk to Remember.
Discussing life, love, relationships, and our purpose in this world.
The Princess Bride
500 Days of Summer
The Notebook (stop laughing)
Children of Men
Thank You for Smoking
V for Vendetta
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Breakfast Club
The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
Anthem - Ayn Rand
The Fall of Reach - Eric Nylund
Ghosts of Onyx - Eric Nylund
The Giver - Lois Lowry
Watchmen - Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
Angels and Demons - Dan Brown
Kick-Ass - Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.
Shows: (I'll just air the ones currently on TV)
Game of Thrones
(Is it obvious yet I like HBO?)
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Young Justice (no longer on, but needs to be listed)
My penis (let's be real)
and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga.
If you have half a brain.
(Nah, just joking, you can be into Yoga)
If you think a well timed "that's what she said" is always funny. If you also agree that men are as dumb as women are crazy. You think you can make me laugh.