30Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kind of a big deal. No really, if you have a coupon you can find me for like 75% off at your local Wal-Mart. That's a really great deal.

My tears can cure cancer, but I never cry. Once a snake bit me and after three days of excruciating pain, the snake died. I like plagiarizing Chuck Norris jokes.

Ever watch Boy Meets World? Remember Shawn Hunter? Well I grew up idolizing his best friend Cory Matthews. Yeah, sorry to disappoint you ladies. If you're still reading, you just might be my Topanga.
What I’m doing with my life
Always on the lookout for new and exciting places to see in NY. I've found plenty of spots that most people never find, but it's always fun to find new ones. I guess I'm looking for someone who will join me on this never ending search.

I became an engineer because of my passion for science. It gives us the opportunity to help others, understand the world around us, and turns us into real life wizards and psychics. It doesn't get any cooler than that. With my job I get to touch people's lives everyday and it's a wonderful feeling.
I’m really good at
Being perceptive. I think I read people pretty well, just within a few moments of meeting them. I like to think of it as psychic powers.
Video games.
Finding the humor in almost anything.
Cuddling (I'm talking like 9th degree black belt level)
Being stupid.
Not being stupid.
Including random movie references into normal conversation, such as "you're killing me smalls..." or "Great job kid, don't get cocky!"
Discussing why Batman is better than Superman
Discussing why The Notebook is better than A Walk to Remember.
Discussing life, love, relationships, and our purpose in this world.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Granted this is more "girls" than "people" but its true. And to this day I don't really get it, but I'm told I have nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pan's Labyrinth
The Princess Bride
Blue Valentine
500 Days of Summer
The Notebook (stop laughing)
Children of Men
District B13
Iron Man
Thank You for Smoking
Wedding Crashers
The Matrix
V for Vendetta
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Breakfast Club

The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
Anthem - Ayn Rand
The Fall of Reach - Eric Nylund
Ghosts of Onyx - Eric Nylund
The Giver - Lois Lowry
Watchmen - Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
Angels and Demons - Dan Brown
Kick-Ass - Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.

Shows: (I'll just air the ones currently on TV)
True Blood
Game of Thrones
The Newsroom
(Is it obvious yet I like HBO?)
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Young Justice (no longer on, but needs to be listed)
Walking Dead
Six things I could never do without
My penis (let's be real)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. Responsibility. Love. Ya know, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends doing something that is probably making us all laugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't really cure cancer with my tears :-(
You should message me if
If you like Pina Coladas
and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga.
If you have half a brain.

(Nah, just joking, you can be into Yoga)

If you think a well timed "that's what she said" is always funny. If you also agree that men are as dumb as women are crazy. You think you can make me laugh.
The two of us