31Fort Myers, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an over-averagely to moderately hysterical kinda guy. I make up words with total disregard to general convention. I'm far too off the cuff to eloquently lay out anything very introspective in this thrice damned box.

I'm not one to be taken overly seriously, sarcasm is a specialty of mine. That's not to say I'm rude, I just enjoy the subtlety of sarcastic humor. I always enjoy a good book, be is fantasy, Sci-Fi or whatever. I'm coming to terms with the fact that I am in fact a bit of a nerd. I began playing video games to save myself money, and it quickly became one of my favorite hobbies. That's PC gaming ladies, none of that console nonsense.

That's all for now, if you want to know more, go ahead and ask. I'm not gonna do all the work for ya.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a manager at a beach hotel on Fort Myers Beach. The pays not half bad and they don't kick me around too much. My free time is precious, so I try to cram as much into my days as I can.
I’m really good at
I'm very good with people, if I can keep the sarcasm to a minimum, people generally love me. Also, I was recently awarded the Nobel Prize for Awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beautiful baby blues. If I had a dollar for every time random women made comments about how nice my eyes were, I'd have quite a few dollars.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As for entertainment, I stick with most anything Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Zombies, or Comedy

Musicly I like Country, Classic Rock, some Reggae, and certain types of folk music.

Favorite foods would have to be Greek and Japanese.
Six things I could never do without
Books, my closest friends, bad jokes, my computer, John Stamos, Dihydrogen monoxide.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The inevitable zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what normal people do on Friday nights. I've worked nights for so many years, I've become a bit out of touch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually a pretty nice guy...
You should message me if
You've made it this far without furiously clicking the back button.
The two of us