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My self-summary
I like good things. I don't like bad things. Good things are things that make me feel good. Bad things are things that make me feel bad. I like feeling good. I don't like feeling bad. Family, and friends are good things. People that I don't like being around are bad things. That's all I've got to say about that.

I am hyper-intelligent, blindingly beautiful, and totally delusional
What I’m doing with my life
Racing at a furious pace to get old.
I’m really good at
Being me. I've never met another person that could even come close.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I am driving over the speed limit. These so called "people" are always cops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without
Water, food, air, shelter, sunlight, and this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the answer to this question is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday is my kung-fu day. The third Friday of every month I switch it up, and meet up with Spider-Man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never feel as relaxed as when I have a full on, flu-like, fever.
You should message me if
You think ugly guys are handsome. You are not possessive. You are not over 73 years old. You are content with being alone sometimes. Your toenails have been trimmed in the last month. You are a somewhat happy person not looking for a codependant. You have ever eaten your scrambled eggs with ketchup, and liked it. You think firepower is cool.
The two of us