**** it is very clear to me if you message me without reading my profile. if you do read it all and think you are an exception and message me anyway, I'm not going to respond. if you think that's unfair, please stop trying to date women on the internet.
if you want to get to know me, follow me on twitter (@haley). it's honestly the best way. i don't check or update this nearly as much as i should.
internet-type pokemon, feminist, social introvert, lover of vinyl records, my cat (river), mimosas, dive bars, craft beer, radiohead, synthesizers, sake, live music, shoes, apple products, corgis, anime, chocolate chip cookies, wine, science fiction, HBO....
if you like running marathons and waking up early, we probably won't get along.
not one of those engineers that goes home and works on side projects for hours. the music industry is my hobby and passion and i'd love to be a tour manager or some such thing and just freelance websites on the side. a girl can dream.
watching six feet under, x-files
reading a dance with dragons, quicksilver (baroque cycle vol 1)
listening chance the rapper, cashmere cat
Books: camus, dfw, stephenson, harry potter, etc. goodreads
Shows: c o m m u n i t y. firefly, game of thrones, twin peaks, freaks & geeks, buffy, adventure time, sailor moon, nichijou, girls, arrested development. on deck: dr. who, the wire, x-files
Music: last.fm || discogs
most recently kendrick lamar, tame impala, how to dress well, king krule, james blake, groundislava, frank ocean, n.e.r.d. always radiohead, flying lotus, childish gambino, beach house, the xx.
Movies: MIAMI CONNECTION. fantasia. original star wars trilogy. submarine, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the fifth element, i <3 huckabees, american psycho. all those new marvel/avengers movies. anything related to stanley kubrick, jason schwartzman, or sam rockwell. i love dumb, so-bad-theyre-good movies.
Food: new orleans iced coffee. pad thai. crispy tofu. all red bean everything. pesto chicken pizza. thai green curry, with extra bamboo shoots. sashimi. spicy miso ramen. strawberry pop-tarts, without the frosting.
my ideal match is equally down for both of these things
it's not what you think.
things that aren't cute: romanticizing drug/alcohol abuse, being "offensive lol get over it," taking pride in negativity/misanthropy. fedoras.
honestly if you've read this far and aren't repulsed then go for it. i've put a decent amount of work into de-optimizing my profile to weed out the "sup girl" messages and the redditors. but you and i, we'd probably get along.