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My self-summary
Hi there! My name is Mike! I'm an adventureous 20 something year old who is looking for a nice girl to spend some awesome times with. I'm mad chill guy and a bit of a Teenaged Anarchist (points if you know the song). I'm a guy who fights for what he believes in and won't stop till I've won. I believe in body positivity and that everyone is beautiful in their own way. Putting it short, I'm the kind of guy who says "FUCK YOU SOCIETY! I'M AN INDIVIDUAL, GOD DAMMIT!" and just wants to set the world on fire.

I'm also a pro bullshitter and by that I mean I'm an improv comedian. I'm part of Middlesex Community College's improv group called Random Acts. I love comedy, making people smile and just having fun.

I'm a huge gamer, movie buff and most important of all, a huge pro wrestling fan. So if you couldn't guess, I'm kind of a geek 😂

I'm Straight-Edge so I don't drink and I don't smoke. I'm not the kind of person to look down on others for it though. It's your life and your choices. I just ask that you don't smoke around me. It's a health thing and my dad smokes like a pack a day, so it would be appreciated if you didn't.

I also LOVE tattoos. i have 4 right now and I look to expand whenever I can. I love being myself and being an individual. Meaning, if you don't like long hair that is occasionaly colored, facial scruff or anything like that, turn around and walk away.

So, if you're looking for a good guy to have some fun with, let's talk!

Snapchat: MIKEREGANBRAND (I'm hilarious. I swear.)

If this isn't enough and you want a better insight as to who I am. Tumblr. 100% Me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently looking to get into acting, directing, and screenwriting. I'm a college student at Middlesex Community College in Lowell, MA and currently work at the always lovely Hot Topic in Salem NH
I’m really good at
I'm an avid video game player, artist, actor, and writer. So I like to think I'm pretty good at them. Jumping off stuff, too...that's just fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people usually notice is that I almost always have a smile on my face. Other than that, I'm very outgoing and willing to do just about anything for a laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as books go, I'm a comic book and manga reader. Aside from those, I mostly read like wrestling autobiographies.

I could go on and on about my favorite movies but, if you made me choose I'd have to say pretty much anything by Kevin Smith. So, Clerks, Clerks II, Chasing Amy, Red State, ect. Oh and any Muppet movie. Idk what you say, they're all good. Any by Mel Brooks is also amazing but my favorites are Spaceballs and Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Other than those, I love a lot of different horror movies like Scream, Amityville Horror (Ryan Reynolds version) and any cheesy ones. Some recent favorites include This Is the End, 50/50, Pain & Gain, and Avengers. While they aren't movies, I'm obsessed with Starkid Productions on Youtube and love each of their shows. Including Holy Musical B@man, All of the Very Potter Musicals and Me and My Dick.

I'm all over the place with TV. I obviously follow WWE tv but in a addition, I'm not afraid to admit I love cartoons old and new. I love shows like Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Teen Titans, Young Justice and almost all the Batman series. As far as anime goes, I don't follow too many. Just One Piece, Space Dandy, Gurren Lagann and Naruto. BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THINGS, I love Breaking Bad, Tattoo Nightmares Bar Rescue, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Catfish and my all time favorite, Todd and The Book of Pure Evil

I love my music. I'm not too picky when it comes to music so whatever makes me feel an array of emotions, is good in my book. But some of my favorite bands include A Day to Remember, Mayday Parade, Falling in Reverse, I Fight Dragons, Fall Out Boy, Against Me!, Bouncing Souls, basically a lot of pop punk, punk and rock. Oh...and Ninja Sex Party.

Lastly, I love watching lets plays on Youtube. My favorite are Game Grumps, Steam Train, and Markiplier
The six things I could never do without
1.) iPhone
2.) Laptop
3.) Nintendo 3DS
4.) Sketch Book
5.) Varied Pokemon Games
6.) My Glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Remember those t-shirts of Popeye with like a realistic six pack? Yeah. Why were those a thing?

2. The first guy who ever shaved. How many times did he shave before the next guy caved?

3. Different Universes. They're totally a thing.

4. If words were made by saying the first thing that came to mind, explain dufflebag.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding shit to do
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not exactly great with words when trying to get your attention on this site so, I kinda have self esteem issues

I have an unhealthy obession with The Breakfast Club. Like legit. John Bender is my life model.

I own nearly 100 pieces of WWE memorabilia that includes DVDs, Posters, nearly 40 different T-shirts, action figures and video games
You should message me if
Well if you made it this far to be honest...lol But, here's a list

- If you can tell me Danny Sexbang's middle name.
-If you want to hear a sasquatch story.
- If you don't mind long hair on a gentleman.
- If you >.> <.< >.> "Like my shoelaces"
- If you would want to stay up late playin Super Smash Bros
- If you want to go for car rides blasting music and singing loudly
- If you want to watch some really cool animes, really bad animes, really good movies and some awful fucking movies
- If you want a nerdy, punk rock dude in your life to share some rad times with