27Massapequa Park, United States
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My self-summary
27 years old
Fatty and working on it (It's going great)
Dog Dad
His name is Frankenstein aka Frankie
Brunch loving
Video games
Whiskey, beer and vodka make me happy
Black iced coffee
Gun owner
Always reciting movie quotes
Missing the type of my left middle finger
Bad ass
What I’m doing with my life
I work very hard, I am Commercial locksmith. No, it is not what I want to be doing however it is a great job and I have alot of fun.
I’m really good at
Being awkward
Making people laugh
Video games
Remembering movie quotes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality, I truly have the "ehhh fuck it" attitude. I just don't let things bother me and it makes my life alot happier. Also my tattoos and how I always smell good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a sucker for horrible B rate Zombie movies / horror movies. I also love comedies.

As far Music goes:
folk punk
Anything acoustic with a deep below
hardcore punk
90s alternative

Max Brooks
Six things I could never do without
1. Friends
2. Family
3. Sweatshirts w. Shorts in the Fall /spring
4. Music
5. Movies
6. My cell phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I just want a girl to love me for my stupid jokes, quirky personality, my dog, couch and Netflix account.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends
Having shitty movie night with friends
Sitting by a fire and having a drink
Hanging at home with my pup
Video games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Everytime I see someone that I know in real life on this site I giggle to myself and hope they didn't see me.

I am missing the tip of my left middle finger due to a accident at work in 2011. I think it makes me more bad ass and you honestly wouldn't even notice it unless I pointed it out to you.
You should message me if
If you are tattooed/curvy (Not a requirement).
Are into a bigger guy who has tattoos.
If you want to be silly pretty much 24/7.
The two of us