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My self-summary
KC ➡️ DC ➡️ ATX. I like to think all pizzas are personal pizzas.
I’m really good at
• writing (but only about numbers)
• cooking (but only with a Crock-Pot)
• modeling (but only with spreadsheets)
• playing the drums (but only on my steering wheel)
• effacing myself (but only on online dating sites)
The first things people usually notice about me
In order: height, eyes, eyebrows, mild manner, and quick wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: longform from The Atlantic, The New Yorker, etc.
Shows: You're The Worst, Last Week Tonight, Broad City
Music: my Spotify Discover Weekly🔥
Food: meat, gluten, lactose

I'm swapping podcasts for movies...

Podcasts: The Joe Rogan Experience, everything NPR, Doug Loves Movies
Six things I could never do without
• good beer
• basketball
• Spotify
• Reddit
• Microsoft Excel
• pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything all of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
up to no good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really good at Never Have I Ever.
You should message me if
you're just sitting there wishing I'd message you.
The two of us