32Tempe, United States
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My self-summary
NOT looking for ANY long term serious stuff right now as I'm focussed on other things in my life/future. Do what you will with that info.

Full-time Machinist/Factory worker. Part-time stand up comic.

I smell fantastic.

I co-run a comedy room in Scottsdale. It's a lot of fun and I get a real kick out of putting on shows for people. You should come.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and stand-up comedying.

I also like to spend time watching seasons of good tv shows two at a time in a marathon style. And exercise. And yoga. And audiobooks narrated by celebrities. Stuff like that.
I’m really good at
”Jeopardy” viewings. I have about an eighty five percent correct answer rate. Which is impressive for someone who only put in one year at ASU.

I'm also hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book is 'The Catcher in the Rye', the old standard... I also like "Outliers". And "Life", Keith Richards' autobiography.

Favorite movies that come to mind would be Boogie Nights, The Dark Knight, Ghostbusters, GoodFellas, Casino, Shampoo, and many more.

Music: Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, Wu-Tang Clan, RATATAT, Isis, Deftones, Queens of the Stone Age, DJ Shadow, Black Sabbath, The Smiths, Prince

Food: Like music and other forms of art, as long as it was made with effort and enthusiasm, chances are I'll eat it and like it.
Six things I could never do without
My Family
My Friends
My Sense of Humor
My Sense of Passion/Desire
My Principles
Some alone time every now and then
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many women on this site have screen names that are really just their name and ''saurus'' attached to it. I.e., ''Amysaurus'', ''kellysaurus'', ''amandasaurus'' and so forth...
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I use the OkCupid search engine to look up my highest matches, but I set the location setting to "anywhere". Can you guess what country returns the most results? The answer might surprise you.
You should message me if
You won't message me. You're a lady. And ladies don't do that. But you know something? They should. It's not fair that men are expected to be the ice breakers all the time, every time. Shatter some antiquated gender roles. Win one for Susan B. Anthony's ghost.

Also, 420 tolerance would be preferred.
The two of us