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My self-summary
If you like my Rudolph onesie, there's a pizza onesie where that came from.

Likes: Family, friends, pizza, animals, honesty, sense of humor
Dislikes: Close-mindedness, poor spelling & grammar, cheaters, douchebags & cauliflower.

I'm not here to hook up. If you think that's funny or weird, swipe left please and thank you.

Blank profiles are a HUGE turn off *left swipe*

I hate camping. Sorry! 😬

Lastly, I have two cats - if you hate cats (or animals in general), byeeee!
What I’m doing with my life
Stuff n' things
I’m really good at
Stuff n' things
The first things people usually notice about me
Stuff n' things
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love music! I love food! I love books and shows! Movies are cool.
The six things I could never do without
Stuff n' things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Isn't this a little too deep right now? I mean, you don't even know me. Why do you need to get inside my brain this early on? It's a strange place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in because I'm exhausted from a full work week!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if

You know the difference between "your" and "you're." (Similarly, "They're," "there" and "their" and "our," "are.")

You have your stuff together and know what you want.

Your idea of a great night out is dinner and a movie - you don't feel the need to party every weekend.

You say what you mean and mean what you say. Anyone can do and say nice things but it doesn't mean anything if it's not genuine and doesn't come from the heart.

Also, if you are any of the following, you need not apply: homophobic, a cat hater, a player, a cheater, close-minded, a serial dater, or if you are a unicorn hunter.