34 Hoboken, United States
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My self-summary
So I've learned that working in The Real World is nothing like The Office and sometimes I feel Lost, especially when my Senses Fail. I'm still working on understanding The Juliana Theory, maybe I'll figure it out on Thursday. I always look forward to a Brand New day to enjoy a movie, nosh on some exotic food, or attend a concert. I am eager to one day become a Family Guy, but Curb Your Enthusiasm because that's turned into the Story of the Year. I love to travel via a Flight of the Conchords and would like to visit South Park or Brazil...maybe while eating Red Hot Chili Peppers or just watching Jimmy Eat World. Soooo if you're having a Green Day, say hello and maybe one day we'll even enjoy some Weeds together.
What I’m doing with my life
Analyzing things, writing things, photographing things
I’m really good at
Using the Auto setting on my point and shoot camera, VLOOKUPs, general baseball nerdery, building an exceptional vacation itinerary, pan searing salmon
The first things people usually notice about me
My salad fingers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Moneyball, Liar's Poker

Movies: Jonah Hill dressed up as a hot dog = win

TV: The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Flight of the Conchords, South Park, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, The Real World, Lost, Shark Tank

Music: AFI, Avec, Blink 182, Brand New, Brazil, Coheed & Cambria, Green Day, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, The Juliana Theory, Metallica, Muse, Nada Surf, New Found Glory, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Paramore, Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Saosin, Saves the Day, Senses Fail, Story of the Year, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, The White Stripes

Food: falafel, egg salad, pizza, goat cheese, all things Asian
The six things I could never do without
1. Chickpeas (can't make falafel balls without them)
2. Cows
3. Towelie (he's super absorbent)
4. Milksteak
5. The snooze button
6. Six thing lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Llamas with hats, mustachioed horses, and the whereabouts of ManBearPig
On a typical Friday night I am
What is this "typical" you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
[Insert witty comment here about how sharing the most private thing with the world no longer makes it private or some other clever response]
You should message me if
You wish Stewie Griffin was real like I do