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My self-summary
My username has nothing to do with Macintosh or the Apple company.

Favorite partner personality archetypes tiered using the Gems from Steven Universe:

Top Tier: Pearl, Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli
Mid Tier: Garnet, Peridot, Rose Quartz, Bismuth
Low Tier: Ruby, Jasper, Amethyst, Steven

This list does not accurately reflect how much I like the characters, at all.

“The perfect being, huh? There is no such thing as perfect in this world. That may sound cliché, but it’s the truth. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain it. But, what’s the point of achieving perfection? There is none. Nothing. Not a single thing. I loathe perfection! If something is perfect, then there is nothing left. There is no room for imagination. No place left for a person to gain additional knowledge or abilities. Do you know what that means? For scientists such as ourselves, perfection only brings despair. It is our job to create things more wonderful than anything before them, but never to obtain perfection. A scientist must be a person who finds ecstasy while suffering from that antimony.”

― Tite Kubo

Is a quote that big pretentious? Damn. I hate pretentious people.

I think the Disney Fairies movies are the most underrated movies the company produces. Come at me, bro.

I hold love above all else. I'm learning more and more about myself every day, and what is really important to me. I'm 100% open to new ideas, so don't shy away because you think you're too strange or something... I love strange people.

I want to know you.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduate of Telecommunications at Ball State University.

Emerging Media option, which means I work with motion graphics and editing.

But I also like driving things for money.
I’m really good at
Organizing Shit,
Intellectual Conversations in Bed,
Avoiding Responsibilities,
Avoiding People,
Righteous Fury!
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses or my big head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Note: I'm forgetting elebenty bajillion things on every one of these lists.

TV & Movies: Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, FiM, Adventure Time, Transformers: Armada, Transformers: Prime, Powerpuff Girls, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Samurai Jack, Disney Fairies, Frozen, The Incredibles, Howl's Moving Castle, Korra, Naruto: The Last, Disney/Pixar general, Paprika, 90's cartoons, Adult Swim, Toonami

Books: Comics (Deathstroke, Marvel Zombies, Infinity Gauntlet, Killing Joke, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Blackest Night saga, MLP Comic Series, etc), Fallout: Equestria, 1984

Anime/Manga: Naruto, One Piece, Rosario+Vampire, Bleach, Pokemon, Sword Art Online, Miyazaki films, Death Note, Kill la Kill, Shimoneta, Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Fire Brigade of Flames, Tegami Bachi, Shaman King, Karakuri Douji Ultimo, Attack on Titan

Music: Metallica, Andrew W.K, Electronic Remixes, Metal, Classic Rock, basically everything except country and rap (with exceptions)

Video Games: Fallout series, Borderlands, Skyrim, Bayonetta, Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door, Downhill Domination, Smash Bros, Guitar Hero, Twisted Metal series, Metro: Last Light, Pokemon, etc.

Board/Card/Roleplaying Games: DC Deck Building Game and all expansions, Magic: The Gathering, Cards Against Humanity, Gloom, Munchkin, Pathfinder, Iron Claw
Six things I could never do without
1) My computer.
2) Duct tape.
3) Cool, crisp breezes.
4) A clean house.
5) Money, if being honest.
6) Everything on the basic level of Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People; how they act, think, love, and judge others. We are a strange, self-serving race.

Pessimism and Optimism

Extroversion and Introversion

Laws and Rules vs. Common Sense
On a typical Friday night I am
Working my second shift job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book, but I'd rather talk via message.

I have a condom signed by Andrew W.K.

Don't know who he is? Google is just a tab away. He's worth knowing. Message me for the story!
You should message me if
You are looking for a new experience in your life; emotional, fun, taboo, or otherwise "weird".

If you think you're a terrible person for your beliefs, you probably are, and I'll love you for it.

You like the Fallout series.

You roleplay.

You have radical piercings.

You like old souls.

You know about F-Life.

You can talk about kinks and sex openly without being an ignoramus.

You can use proper spelling and grammar.

You want to, really.
The two of us