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My self-summary
If you send me a message consisting of a single word, or a trite greeting and nothing else, chances are I will not respond. Note also that I am almost entirely disinterested in men.

A human of average height, with long brown hair and an unfortunate nose/facial structure.
If I visited your profile, but did not message you, chances are I wanted to, but was too shy.
Technically pansexual, but almost entirely interested in women rather than men.
Somewhat queer.
Usually seen holding a sketchbook or novel.
I don't so much have bad taste, as a combination of good taste and good-taste-in-bad-things.
Easily fascinated but distractable.
Dislikes loud noises.
Highly fond of cephalopods, especially octopi.
Is currently learning to play bass guitar.
Details on request.
Keep in mind, if you are a bigot I will not like you.

Also I am slightly more robot-like than most people, it seems.
What I’m doing with my life
Very little. I am currently attempting to regain my ability to make art.

I want to do more tabletop gaming.
I’m really good at
This box has a flawed title.
I am skilled and/or talented at these things: gaming, understanding and examining the progression of fictional narrative, drawing, cooking.
I am exceptionally skilled at these things:
The first things people usually notice about me
I honestly could not tell you.
They don't usually tell me, you see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no order, and in no way definitive, as my tastes in all things tend to be wide and varied.

// Music // Silversun Pickups, Blind Guardian, Avicii, Idiot Pilot, Dionysos, Pendulum, Qemists, Protomen, pretty much anything that's good trance
// Author // Terry Pratchett, Ursula le Guin, China Mieville, Neil Gaiman, J.R.R. Tolkien, Naiomi Novik, Tove Jannson, Patrick Rothfuss, Phillip Reeve
// Gaming // Deus Ex, Morrowind, Grandia, Bastion, Dwarf Fortress, Thief, Planscape: Torment, Saints Row 3, Shogun 2, Pharaoh, Mirror's Edge
// Film // Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim, Conan the Barbarian, Lock Stock, Pulp Fiction, Brick, The Prestige, In Bruges, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
// Television // Community, Deadwood, Green Wing, Spaced, Black Books, Band of Brothers
// Animation // FLCL, Gurren Lagann, Avatar: TLA, Venture Bros, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, How To Train Your Dragon
// Comics/Manga // Fullmetal Alchemist, Transmetropolitan, Hellboy, The Sandman, Empowered
Six things I could never do without
Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Calcium, Phosphorus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The beauty of undesigned interactions between designed and undesigned places.
Fictional constructs.
The most foolish thing I said in my most recent conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
seated in front of my computer, though what I am doing there varies somewhat widely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I put a hairclip in my mouth and pretend I have terrifying deep-sea fish needle-teeth.

How whimsical.
You should message me if
you are interesting, and think I might be interesting, and you are capable of concocting an opening message that is not unbelievably boring.
The two of us