I swear if one more girl off here sends me a vag pic on snapchat I'll scream!
I'm not looking for much to happen here.
Maybe we can be pen pals or exchange e-christmas cards each year.
Survived the inquisition, swine flu, and Y2K.
If you can't make me laugh…can you make me brownies instead?
Don't judge, but I got a kindle and immediately downloaded a bunch of books from the 18th and 19th centuries.
I love movies that I can't figure out immediately. I'm that guy that might ruin the movie because I guessed the killer after the first 20 minutes.
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I'm secretly hoping to meet a girl on here that will go sit and watch the lake with me on a Sunday night.