I'm very passionate about movies, tv, and theater. I'm a bitter cynic but a total sap deep down. I constantly joke around and tend to like most people. I love people with whom I can talk to about everything from the Oscar race for best picture to the impressionist movement in art to whether or not God is a lesbian. (She is.)
I'm basically a mix of Abbey from Broad City and Pam from Archer. If this sounds appealing, you should probably up the dosage on your antidepressants and/or ask me out.
Currently working toward a career in digital marketing. Or porn.
Sometimes I like to watch this to remind myself that I used to be talented.
Saucy answer: Latin dance hall ass
Honest answer: Adorable displays of vulgarity and a passing resemblance to Eli Manning, a wet ferret or Little Foot from the Land Before Time, depending on how much effort I've put into my appearance on any given day.
Movies- Ghost World, Boogie Nights, Kill Bill, In The Loop, Melancholia, The Hours, Black Swan, Addams Family Values, The Opposite of Sex, Whip It, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Little Children, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion,
Shows- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Hannibal, Archer, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Workaholics, United States of Tara, Girls
RIP- Futurama, Sopranos, Strangers With Candy, Pushing Daisies
Music- St. Vincent, Fiona Apple, Frank Ocean, Classic Rock, Broadway Musicals, Regina Spektor, Lana del Rey, Pink Martini, ELO, ABBA, Lily Allen, Florence + the Machines, etc.
Food- Mexican food that might give me indigestion (read: diarrhea) and cheap Asian food that might give me a tapeworm (read: diarrhea).
A little bit of Aaron by my side.
A little bit of Ethan's all I need.
A little bit of Tristan's all I see.
A little bit of Simon in the sun.
A little bit of Harry all night long.
A little bit of Jonathan, here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your man.
I know that's eight things. Bitch, don't kill my vibe.
What I want to do with my life.
Burt Reynolds' mustache.
The meaning of life.
Nicknames for my genitals.