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My self-summary
Hello hello.

I'll briefly summarize myself by listing some things that I dig:

infectious laughter
victorious underdogs
bewildering segues
bathroom stall art
costume parties
comic books
urban decay
European dialects,
obscure quotes
cheesy horror films
nostalgic smells
socks without holes in them.

I'm a total film-geek.
Some of my hobbies are drawing and writing, arguing with myself in the grocery store, making people mixed tapes (CD's), letting my friends rant to me about their problems, bowling, making people feel less awkward by being more awkward, dancing like an invincible fool, etc...
What I’m doing with my life
stuff and junk

I work a graveyard shift 5 nights a week,
which is fine, as I am naturally nocturnal.
During my free time I work on screenplays
and storyboards.

being nocturnal doesn't mean I don't go out during the
day ever...
I can function on little sleep,
so if something's going on during daylight hours...
I can hang with that.
I’m really good at
Being the most awesome person you will ever meet.

... and also the most humble.

being ready anytime of day or night for random adventures and tom-foolery.
The first things people usually notice about me
Coolest/Most Flattering compliment received:

"My sister asked me what you were like...
...and I said, He's like Lloyd Dobler, all grown up."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
H.P. Lovecraft, Alan Moore, Dean Koontz, various comics and graphic novels, etc...,

My top 5 all-time favorite movies are:
1. Labyrinth
2. The Dark Crystal
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. The Crow
5. Rushmore
Other Favs: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, UHF, V for Vendetta, The Breakfast Club, The Thing, The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Big Trouble in Little China, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Conan: The Barbarian, They Live, Clerks, Seven Samurai, In the Mouth of Madness, Near Dark, Beetlejuice, Airplane!, The Big Lebowski, Swingers, True Romance, Saturday Night Fever, Floundering, Evil Dead, Dark City, 12 Monkeys, Blade Runner, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Fall, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Die Hard, City of Lost Children, Aliens, Ghostbusters, Ginger Snaps 1,2 & 3, Super 8, The Howling, Baseketball, The Royal Tenenbaums, Cemetery Man, Back to the Future, The Brothers Bloom, Escape from New York, Blazing Saddles, Flash Gordon, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Apocalypse Now, Reality Bites, Drunken Master 1 & 2, Vacation, Yojimbo, Friday, Run Lola Run, Hi Fidelity, Le Pact Du Lupe, Subway, The Truman Show, Cable Guy, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Alive, Robocop, Zero Effect, Trick r Treat, Tombstone, Let The Right One In, Super, The Chinese Connection, Hesher, Intacto, Dog Soldiers, Last Action Hero, Batman, World's End, etc...

Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Queen, Beck, Weird Al, Primus, Sleigh Bells, Starcrawler, Pantera, James Brown, STP, NIN, KMFDM, Covenant, The Cure, AC/DC, NOFX, Peter Gabriel, Portishead, John Lee Hooker, LCD Soundsystem, Ministry, Chemical Bros, AWOLNation, Naked Giants, St. Vincent, Leftfield, Whores, Burning Brides, Fatboy Slim, Electric Six, Beastie Boys, Clutch, DEVO, Joy Division, Oingo Boingo, Sublime, The Police, Nirvana, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Soundgarden, Tom Waits, White Stripes, Iggy Pop, Cake, Ice Cube, Gorillaz,Tool, She Wants Revenge, David Bowie, Helmet, Alice in Chains, Jane's Addiction,Toadies, Bad Religion, Crystal Method, Let's Go Bowling, VNV Nation, Alice Cooper, Blind Melon, Rob Zombie, Tripping Daisy, Tenacious D, VAST, etc...

Three's Company, Married with Children, SPACED, Community, Rosanne, Parks & Rec, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Broad City, Man Seeking Woman, Sense8, Gotham, Rick & Morty, Arrow, Wilfred, Californication, Louie, The Flash, Raising Hope, Walking Dead, 30 Rock, Face Off, various 80's cartoons, etc...

Chinese, Italian, Mexican, etc...
Six things I could never do without
1. movies
2. good tunes
3. friends/someone to entertain and make laugh
4. my sunglasses
5. a slow-moving, maniacal death-trap
6. my Doc Martens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dreams from the previous night, movies, sex, food, music, inspiration, bunny rabbits, what superpowers I would most want, could I defuse a bomb... if I really had to ?

"How am I not myself?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Spilling the beans
Jumping the gun
Leaping before I look
Breakin' necks
Cashin' checks

Serenading the world with a bullet on a banjo string.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a cyborg sent from the future to destroy you all.

...with sarcasm.
You should message me if
You're: adventurous, weird, stylish, intelligent, geeky, fun, obnoxious, independent, passionate, creative, and kind of
a bad ass.
The two of us