EnglishGentlemen
31 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Yoga master..... in the making, professional soccer player and registered con artist. Hacking my way through life, loving every minute.

looking for a girlfriend no doubt about that but I won't settle for anything less then the perfect match. Keep me on my toes, you have to be smarter then me (not hard btw), funnier then me (also not very hard), fitter then me (ok you get the picture).

Want to make a difference in the world, i'm just not sure how yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Picking up Penguins that have fallen over.
I’m really good at
Talking to animals
Playing practical jokes
Being a smart ass
Scoring goals
Eating
Parking. OMG I suck at parking, what is that.
Dropping my iphone
Pissing off the neighbors
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt
My razor sharp wit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dictinary I can't spell

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything ~ Plato. Such an awesome quote.

I will eat anything, except eggs. I'm a fat person trapped inside a skinny persons body, let me out! Love food so much
The six things I could never do without
Marmite (it's amazing you have to try it)
Friends
Music
Yoga
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get rid of my severe ADHD
On a typical Friday night I am
Painting nude people. No weekend night should be typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing in the shower but i've never done Karaoke
You should message me if
If you got this far through my profile you shouldn't message me. Just kidding of course message me.

Message me if your a cool girl. Message me if you think Arcade Fire rocks.
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