Hello there. Thanks for giving my page a look. Decided I should redo this intro since I’ve been on OKC for some time and quite a lot has changed since. I’m a would-be superhero who thinks capes are for pussies. I’m a lycan in human form that happens to love vampires. I’m a poet who can’t rhyme to save his life. I’m a samurai that doesn’t know how to use a sword (although I’m pretty good with a lightsaber and handy with a good ole fashioned blaster any day). I'm a Star Wars fan who can recall any episode of ST: The Next Generation. I’m a comedian who enjoys getting groans more than laughs.
I’m a goth kid who laughs all the time and loves to brighten other people’s day. I’m a sadistic perv who gets off on respecting other’s boundaries and getting people where they want to go. I root for Batman but think the Joker makes a lot of sense. I shit on the notion of true love and look for it every day. I’m extremely homophobic but my last couple of boyfriends would disagree. I’m extremely sexist against anyone with a penis, myself included. I'm extremely racist but only against black guys.
I'm a martial arts philosopher who's never been in a real fight. I love a good fight of any kind (guns, knives, fists) even though I detest violence. Angel wings are great to have but I prefer mine in black. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know, especially if it’s something you wish you could un-hear. Confused? Good. That makes two of us which means we’re off to a good start.
I am adventurous, imaginative, comical, and pansexual.
Too often people make these nice elaborate profiles without ever actually saying what it is they want. I'm open to many things because there's a lot of kinds of people in this world I have yet to experience but a man or woman that shares some of my interests would be nice. Someone creative, compassionate, and completely unconcerned with living their life according to the wishes of the popular kids.
Someone who isn't afraid to be themselves wherever they may be. Someone that doesn't just tolerate weirdness but celebrates it and thinks our differences are what make us beautiful instead of ugly. Someone that tries to be a better version of themselves today than they were yesterday.
That being said, I'm also not against casual sex. Life is too short to wait for that perfect someone and there's plenty of imperfect people just like me around to have fun together so friends with benefits are also welcome but with an emphasis on the FRIENDS part. No, I will not be your dirty little secret and help you cheat on your partner. Yes, I do want to get to know you before I sleep with you. I may be a slut but I'm a respectful, Ethical Slut.
I am not a nice guy but I am a good man. Not a unicorn, but a dragon.
Unicorn- elusive, sought by many for its beauty, thought to be good for a ride if you can tame one.
Dragon- easily found, sought by only the bold, feared for its intimidating exterior, not afraid to burn you alive, rend you limb from limb, or devour you whole.
As stated above, I'm also looking to learn a different language (besides geek speak) and three instruments I'd like to learn to play before I die are the guitar, the piano, and the violin.
Working on my own web show dedicated to entertaining & educating people about comics who don't read them. Trying our best to avoid another Spider-Man 3 or X-men Origins: Wolverine.
Lending a helping hand.
Impersonating Agent Smith from The Matrix Trilogy.
Horde mode in Gears of War 2.
Empathizing, seeing things from another's point of view.
Being very direct and very blunt but very polite.
And I've been told on numerous occasions I give awesome hugs.
On the flip side
WHAT I'M REALLY BAD AT:
Remembering relevant personal data when it comes to names and dates. It's not that I don't care, it's that unless I write things like that down, I'd forget my own damn Birthday.
Small talk. If we can get a conversation going about geeky subjects suck as comics, movies, anime, or video games, I can go for days but I'm usually going to let you do most of the talking on most other subjects.
Not being stubborn. Being determined is a fancy way of saying it but yeah, I can be an stubborn ass a lot of the time when doing things.
Having patience for drama. Unless I'm watching a season of Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, or Daredevil, I have enough real issues in my life.
Taking on more than I can handle. Be it a work or play project, sometimes I think I'm Superman and can get an insane amount of things done in an insanely short period of time and kick myself extra hard when I fail. I realize this is a problem and I'm working on it.
My weirdness after that.
Anything good. Love to get out to an anticipated blockbuster flick that's any good and going to see it on opening night. The atmosphere in a packed theater with everyone enjoying themselves is electric.
Concerning shows, a few of my favorites are True Blood, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, The Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, South Park, and a whole host of other animated shows.
Anything but country (but there may be an exception somewhere). A few of my favorite artists are Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Chino XL, System of a Down, Michael Jackson, Nickelback, Evanesence, Lupe Fiasco, Disturbed, Michael Buble, The Gorillaz, Eminem, Jedi Mind Tricks,
Italian is my favorite but I'm working on building a better body and thus, must stay faaaaar away from it. :-P
Who I'd have at my back in a Kill Bill-style fight with the Crazy 88s.
And clowns...horrible...terrifying...evil clowns.
I couldn't care less about College Football if you paid me.
Oh and if the picture didn't give it away, I'm a kinky kind of guy even though I'm not sure that counts since I'm not all that private about it >=) Maybe we've met on fet.
Quite simply, I am one of the most straight forward people you will ever meet. I show my feelings on my sleeve. I am always polite and courteous and expect the same in return. You'll always know with me where you stand. I found out in my life that I'm just too damn lazy to put up a false front anymore and being honest is a lot easier.
And on a not so simple note, a special message to those very special people we've all talked to at one point or another...
Hello, ladies & gentlemen. Look at your play partner, now back to me, now back to your play partner, now back to me. Sadly, I'm not them, but if I added content to my profile and stopped treating this like a hook-up site, I could read like I'm them. Look down. Look up. Where am I? I'm at a public place, getting to know you, interacting like a human being who's not coming across like a creep trying to cheat on his partner.
What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It's a cup of coffee as we talk more about ourselves. Look up. Look down. Now it's a game controller as we play together, laugh, and have fun. Anything is possible when a person behaves like a reasonable human being and not a troll.
I'm on the internet.