25 Redwood City, United States
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My self-summary
I've been described as, "excessively polite" and "terrifyingly outgoing." Update: "You're like a human exclamation point."

If you are going to pitch a fit about my shitty grammar above, just leave now.
What I’m doing with my life
I've made a huge mistake.
I’m really good at
not getting out of the water when it is time to leave.
Karaoke. I do have a slight advantage as a classically trained musician, but that only gets you so far.
Trivia, my mind is a wealth of seemingly useless knowledge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Augusten Burroughs complete works
Roald Dahl complete works (He wrote rather frequently for Playboy, and his more adult collections are thrilling)
David Sedaris complete works
A Separate Peace - John Knowles
Time Stands Still- Donald Margulies
First They Killed My Father- Loung Ung
Much Ado About Nothing
If I see it in the library and it looks good, it's coming home

Arrested Development
30 Rock
Parks and Recreation
Anything Chris Lilley touches
Twin Peaks
Flight of the Concords
Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Silicon Valley
Modern Family
Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Night of the Lepus
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Any documentary ever made about cults
Wes Anderson's entire filmography
Jurassic Park
Indiana Jones
Midnight in Paris

I like Bluegrass, Jay-Z, and everything in between. Run the Jewels and The Pipettes hold a special place.

Strictly other means strictly burritos
I can't eat wheat often because I have Barrett's Disease, so that blows, but I sneak some in when I can
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if I were to throw a Great Gatsby party, would it be in bad taste to have a mannequin dressed as Jay Gatsby, floating facedown in my pool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, reading, adventuring, stargazing, petting other people's pets; a vast multitude of things depending on the day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my car-eoke is pretty intense. There may be loose choreography involved.
You should message me if
You use your blinker. It's not that hard. Try and catch my attention, just "hello" will not work.