I shouldn’t be telling you this, but when I play basketball I make more shots than a bartender. I lost a needle in a haystack once and found it. When I go to Wendy’s, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I’m 5’7 on paper, but 6’5 when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I am a rock star who lost his guitar. I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don’t pay attention to fashion because it’s always a step behind.
You’re not going to believe it, but I party like its 1999. I am America’s next top model on the inside. I never perspire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because of the Irish in me. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I’m a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas tree. I eat soup. I’m a go getter. I sleep once a day. Basically, I rock!
So, if you think you can handle me you must pass the following test (select one from each):
1. Tea or Coffee?
2. Sunbathing in the sun or swimming?
3. Bars or clubs?
4. Sweet or salty?
5. Text or phone?
6. Movies or music?
7. Red or white wine?
8. Money or adventure?
Okay, lets talk about you
This is why you are cool. You are happy, compassionate, and reflectively kind. You can’t help being proactive, curious, and original. You are open to the world, extremely bright, sunny, well read, and joy swims in the air around you. You can’t help that either. You’re a doer more than a watcher. A creator more than a consumer. Strong, both in obvious and secret ways.
My ideal relationship which I see in my future – we wake and our lips are touching before our eyes even open. Walking along the beach, waves splash against our feet as we leave footprints in the sand.
We sit arm in arm for an hour, not having to talk, just soaking in the beauty, serenity, and our joy of just being together.
I will know if you’re right for me, we will crack each other up every day and settle into each other’s arms every night. Do you know why?
*****If you think this profile is random, then you have judged a book by its cover*****