34Dundee, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Nice, self-effacing, Yorkshireman. Someone therefore pathologically doomed when it comes to writing a self summary..
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job making lasers, which is a lot of fun.

When I'm not doing that I'm a fan of sitting in pubs chatting, cricket, reading, walking up hills, pub quizzes, martial arts, board games and slumping in front of the TV in my boxers.

I also just moved to Dundee, which is all exciting and stuff.
I’m really good at
Occasional displays of spectacular ineptitude.

Laughing at myself after my occasional displays of spectacular ineptitude.

Making coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess if you meet me you'll find out.

P.S. That was in no way meant to sound that ominous...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really can't be bothered to write a massive list, and I imagine you probably wouldn't want to read one. Anything with a dark sense of humour will go down well be it books, films or music. Iain Banks, Bruce Springsteen and Tom Waits would be particular favourites. I am also a massive fan of all those horrifically middle-class Radio 4 comedies.
Six things I could never do without
Beer, toast, a comfy bed, a good book, a good bunch of friends and milk. God knows I love milk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The last interesting thing I read/heard/saw. Assorted daydreams. The trials and frustrations of being a Huddersfield Town fan.

Either that or what to have for my tea...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends or in with a film and a takeaway if I can't talk anyone down to the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I only have eight toenails. No, really.
You should message me if
You fancy chatting.

Or you have traveled here from the future and need to warn me about something or other because I'm going to save the world or give birth to the next messiah or whatever.
The two of us