Magavale
33 Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I am a big guy, (as in overweight, I put athletic just to laugh at the narrow minded ninny muggins that paid money to filter out fatties such as myself.) I am awkward in a awkward way, I also have facial hair(massive beard), I am sarcastic, I want to find someone that cares and likes me. that's the biggest problem I think I look for women that don't like me and I truly devote way too much into them. i have been in a serious relationship I am done with random crushes. If you are brave then message me and maybe something will happen or if you want some one to laugh with. I want a serious relationship, I am talking long term. If you are just looking for a man to not be lonely, a friend with benefits, or just date some one to avoid being the crazy cat lady, keep it moving.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to find the temple of doom
I’m really good at
dry sarcastic wit, not really though
The first things people usually notice about me
my face i hope, then maybe my sneakers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like graphic novels, all movies and i do mean all of them, i love indie music and punk
hey it happened, i am feeling glad,
i got sunshine in a bag, im useless but not for long the future is coming on, coming on
The six things I could never do without
air, water, blood, food, a functioning brain, and a beating heart. i could go on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women and chimneys, Oi!
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering why is friday called friday. to me the day itself just marks the end of a glorious work week, and the beginning of the dreaded weekend. i hate weekends
they are the worst, i feel so very defeated thinking about the weekend, oh the humanity. t.g.i.m huh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i play the ukulele with a helmet, so there all of you cotton headed ninny muggins
You should message me if
to find out where my scary, thrilling adventures take me. my expeditions are other worldly, they include vampires, crocodile men, mermaids with flame throwers,
an economy that works and me

You aren't self centered, self absorbed, selfish, and have depression issues. Cutters need not apply. You value a person for who they are and not just for their money.
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