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My self-summary
Instagram: MBCambria. A picture is worth a thousand hashtags

-Born in California, raised in Pathetic-cut (CT) I've lived for years in Boston and New York City

-I work in the Film and TV Industry in New York City. Most of this involves working long hours and pointing lights at famous people and running heavy cables through dog shit at's very gratifying

-Uconn alum. Go Huskies

-I've spent the last few years of my life earning enough money to travel and then spending it all abroad in a vicious cycle.

-Born on Christmas Eve

-I have the funniest sneeze you've ever heard

-Favorite color: Green

-Addicted to Sour Patch Kids and Malbec

-I do crosswords in pen

-Confidence is hot, but glasses and beauty marks are my Kryptonite

-Cooking is zen and the kitchen and grill are my happy places

-Boxing is the second best stress reliever out there

-Catlike reflexes

-Only guy in Brooklyn without any tattoos
What I’m doing with my life
Yacht Rock Pirate
Drunk Uncle
Urban Indiana Jones
Cuddly Curmudgeon
Habitual Line Crosser
Ass Regulator
Blue Eyed Chameleon
I’m really good at
-Flip Cup
-The Worm
-Rock Paper Scissors
-Wearing sunglasses
-Zoning out for 90 percent of your conversation but then pulling out some obscure thing you mentioned once 5 months ago to fool you into thinking I'm a good listener
-Bar Trivia
-Card tricks
-Growing a 5 o'clock shadow
-Halloween Costumes
The first things people usually notice about me
My long eyelashes, shit eating grin, and one of a kind strut

That I look like the poor mans George Michael
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Different Seasons
-Less Than Zero
-The Things They Carried
-To Kill A Mockingbird (As read by my mother)
-The Alchemist
-How to Win Friends and Influence People
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-A Brief History of Nearly Everything


Im a sucker for anything with 80s synths, groovy disco bass lines, smokey voices and silky smooth production.

Movie: Cinema Paradiso
The six things I could never do without
-Beard Oil
-Cold brew Coffee
-Jump rope
-Apple Cider Vinegar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What songs will be on the playlist when I go to Hell?

Where do balloons end up after they float away into the sky?
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuck on set!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a scar on my leg from falling off a cage I was dancing inside of in Vietnam
You should message me if
You think you can run with the bulls

You don't own Ugg boots.