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My self-summary
Instagram: MBCambria. A picture is worth a thousand hashtags

-Born in California, raised in Pathetic-cut (CT) I've lived for years in Boston and New York City

-I work in the Film and TV Industry in New York City. Most of this involves working long hours and pointing lights at famous people and running heavy cables through dog shit at's very gratifying

-Uconn alum. Go Huskies

-Favorite Places: Playa del Carmen, Brighton, Seoul, Buenos Aires, Chang Mai, Patagonia, New Orleans, San Francisco, Cusco, Montreal, Queenstown, Byron Bay, all of Vietnam,Siem Reap

-Born on Christmas Eve

-I have the funniest sneeze you've ever heard

-Favorite color: Green

-Addicted to Sour Patch Kids and Malbec

-I do crosswords in pen

-Confidence is hot, but glasses and beauty marks are my Kryptonite

-Cooking is zen and the kitchen and grill are my happy places

-Boxing is the second best stress reliever out there

-Catlike reflexes

-Only guy in Brooklyn without any tattoos
What I’m doing with my life
Yacht Rock Pirate
Drunk Uncle
Urban Indiana Jones
Habitual Line Crosser
Ass Regulator
Organ donor
Blue Eyed Chameleon
I’m really good at
-Flip Cup
-The Worm
-Rock Paper Scissors
-Wearing sunglasses
-Card tricks
-Using just the right amount of tongue
-Growing a 5 o'clock shadow
-Halloween Costumes
The first things people usually notice about me
My long eyelashes, shit eating grin, and one of a kind strut

That I look like the poor mans George Michael
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Different Seasons
-Less Than Zero
-The Things They Carried
-To Kill A Mockingbird (As read by my mother)
-The Alchemist
-How to Win Friends and Influence People
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-A Brief History of Nearly Everything


Currently: Deep funk/soulful house, Steely Dan, Hotline Bling, MF Doom, Pavoratti, Amy Winehouse B-sides, summer jams, Phil Collins, and 90s club sounding music that is produced today i.e. Duke Dumont

Movie: Check out "Dope"
The six things I could never do without
-Fine Asses
-Cold brew Coffee
-Jump rope
-Apple Cider Vinegar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What songs will be on the playlist when I go to Hell?

Where do balloons end up after they float away into the sky?
On a typical Friday night I am
Stuck on set!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a scar on my leg from falling off a cage I was dancing inside of in Vietnam
You should message me if
You think you can run with the bulls

You don't own Ugg boots.