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My self-summary
Hmm how to start this, ok I was born on a windy day in Oct. The doctors told my parents I would never be better than average and to expect nothing more than a dentist at best,... Lol ok I'm jk, that prolly sums me up. I love to have fun and joke around life is to short for bull-crap (can u cuss on here) so kickback enjoy the ride !
What I’m doing with my life
Working, hanging with my friends. Trying to decide whether I like paper or plastic for my groceries. Lawn trimming are my shit. I love going to Walmart and playing with the bouncing balls. Walgreen's customer service power level is now over 9000. I love frozen custard from Culvers and Freddies, and i love Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzards. I may have an icecream fetish.... My friends come to me for advice and I Love It, I like Sandwiches from Goodcents, I also think tables are Underrated and should be appreciated for the amazing devices they are.
I’m really good at
Manscaping, stating the obvious, changing the channel as soon as a commercial comes on (F the man), making a bad situation a worse one by trying to find the humor in "im going to kick your ass if u don't stop changing the channel" ex. Wat if I put the remote right by my ass before u kick and u break the remote then "U" have to change the channel by hand and the owner of direct tv is going to sue you for destroying his remote now wat OWNED !!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, smile, biceps, (oh ya baby, lol ) and my lips are to diiie for :}{ ..see they are nice huh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I'm a big fan of the encyclopedia Brittanica, but don't get me wrong the American version is good too, I just can't resist that accent, ..... movies ohhhh anything zombies.. or action, but seriously my fav. Movie all time is Moulin Rouge, its a little bit funny ! (but serious)
The six things I could never do without
Football, sweet tea I'm an addict, Droid phone (thank u HTC ) my pillow, my blanket, music, you ! Cue "Lionel Richie" ........Hello is it me your looking for... cuz I've wondered where u are... and I wonder wat u doo... are u somewhere feeling lonely.. is someone loving u ... tell me how to win your heart cuz I haven't goooot a clue !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well ..... I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends or reading a good book from my local library (thumbs up) ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmm that my name is not "magnum"..... Thats what my BFF's call me..... No i will not tell you why...Thats pretty personal and we just met....
You should message me if
U like to have fun and can take sarcasm, oh oh ..... update... I have 2 roommates, 1 male, one of my besties... and1 that is female, she has a child.... not with me !! We are life long besties also, and I will always have her back... I'm sry if this is a deal breaker. .. this is the only serious thing on my page. .. but apparently I need to put it because some women can't handle a man living with another woman.