33Saint Paul, United States
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My self-summary
Profile overhaul in progress. Bear with me.

I'm the guy who always feared he'd be getting his shit together in his early 30s. Seems to be trendy now, so why not. Socialized to be a nerd dilettante; now trying to develop friend/relationships with those who are maybe a little weird, but also like being active. Let's do all the things, and riff like comedy writers while doing it. GGG
What I’m doing with my life
Devoting myself to salads and squats.

Send pizza.
I’m really good at
"Your hugs are pretty fucking baller. Like, if you ever need anyone to vouch on your behalf, I will gladly submit a glowing recommendation. Using the flowery-est, most erudite language to obtain the appropriate level of panache."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pop science (especially physics, neuroscience, and human behavior -- This is Your Brain On Music is my jam); Transmetropolitan; Saga; powerhouses Pratchett and Gaiman. Does Mitch Hedberg count as an author?

Movies: SLC Punk, The Dark Knight, Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, Dodgeball, Shoot 'Em Up, Shaun of the Dead, super hero flicks, and loads of campy film you'll either love or judge me for.

I just deleted an unreasonably large music section. I'm the type of concert buddy who says yes to pretty much everything, and that's worked out pretty damned well. Ask me about my Hank III experience.

Spicy foods and craft beer all day. Highly questionable taste in sweets.
Six things I could never do without
Honestly, I could almost pass for a pretty decent ascetic, save for a particular fondness for shiny things and indoor plumbing. Oh, and lip balm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I just walked into this room. Also pretty big on medicine, public health, and social justice, bleeding heart liberal-style (as in intersectional feminism n' stuff).
On a typical Friday night I am
Work, then gym. Make me a counter offer.
You should message me if're sick to death of coffee dates. And cleverness.

Bonus points for brilliance, empathy, and humor -- and not in that order. Points also awarded for loving concerts and live events, while converting me to your outdoorsy/road trip lifestyle.
The two of us