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My self-summary
Sorry ladies, I'm off the market.

I like music and books, outdoor activities; cycling, hiking, walking. I'm interested in magic and shamanism. I'm interested in philosophy, politics, spirituality, and religion. I'd like to have twenty-five children. Or more. I'd like a girl who knows how to play the guitar so she can teach me how. A drummer girl would also be great. I'm crazy about green eyes and freckles. Looking for a woman who wants to have children. Prefer Asatru.

Must be disease free and not a hard-drug abuser. No one with "Borderline Personality Disorder"; once was enough, thanks.

What would make a girl awesome? Clarity of mind... love for the cold and winter... desire to bear children, and to raise them to be strong, healthy and happy... appreciation for music and literature... interest in philosophy and spirituality. I would also like someone who appreciates fancy exotic cheeses and pâtés and beer.

I read over three thousand books as a teenager... I know because I kept count for a while. Some of my favorite authors include: Frank Herbert, Robert E. Howard, George Orwell, Greg Bear, Vernor Vinge, Lois McMaster Bujold. I really enjoy reading books to girls.

I love rock and metal. Favorite bands include Turisas, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Blood Red Eagle, Ozzy Osbourne, Bound For Glory, Burzum, Absurd, the Doors.

Not a sports fan. Please don't bore me with tales of Wayne Gretzky's batting average or who highstuck who in the fourth inning.

I've dated Christians and often gotten along with them fine, but the religion is so irrational and seems to block the minds of its practitioners from true spiritual growth. I'd like to find a woman of the Asatruar, as such is my own faith, or perhaps a Buddhist. I'm a bit iffy about Atheists, but I understand that even some of those are open to spirituality; so I won't rule them out altogether. I would like to meet someone with a keen interest in spiritual matters, perhaps an iconoclast who can examine several religions and draw learning from each.

As crazy as I am about green eyes and freckles, I have also seen beautiful women with blue or brown eyes; blondes, brunettes and redheads... I'm not so obsessed with green eyes and freckles that I'd rule out women who do not sport these particular features.

I keep coming up with new criteria I want to add... which is frustrating considering how hard it is to meet anyone to begin with. Here's the latest: I would really, really like a girl who appreciates metal. I've really started to notice it with my last four girlfriends, that they didn't like it at all. I want a girl who can enjoy the same music as me. The last two were making comments like "You're playing your angry music again!" and "Oh here's some nice music to slit our wrists to!" I don't find it angry or depressing at all - I find it energetic and beautiful.

These "% enemy" things on this site crack me up. "Hmmm.... here's someone good to date... and here's someone I can duel to the death."

I really like reading books to girls in bed. Science fiction, typically. My favorite, Frank Herbert's "God Emperor of Dune"; or Lois McMaster Bujold novels.

Is this site seriously so small that I have to constantly get matched with people from North Dakota?

A note on my choice of screen names: I chose it because I thought it sounded hilarious. Not because I have a massive ego.

Haven't been having much luck with the "Howdy there, would you care to meet me for a coffee" icebreaker. I believe in being forthright and honest - and aren't these the traits women demand of men? OK, well, I guess it's time to step it up a notch. Prepare for the "YOU ME SEX NOW" icebreakers. Why? No more Mr. Nice Guy, that's why.

Heck, now I'm just about bored enough to start sending messages like "Hi! Sex?" I sent one like that exactly once, a while back. She didn't reply, but didn't block me either. Er... in the event that you're reading this, O.B., I'm still interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working.

Currently trying to form a band, preferably composed of people as musically un-talented as myself. In particular I would like to find a drummer to jam with.
I’m really good at
Reading and writing. I have had one of my poems published in a book in Australia.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like science fiction. My favorite authors include Frank Herbert, George Orwell, Vernor Vinge, Greg Bear and Lois McMaster Bujold. I read over three thousand books as a teenager; I know because I kept count for a while.

Movies: Apocalypse Now, Lost Highway, 300, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket.

Music: Rock, metal. Bands I like include Absurd, the Doors, Godless North, Metallica, No Remorse, Ozzy Osbourne, Mercyful Fate, Savage Circus, and Turisas.

Food: Cottage pie, haggis, sushi... heck, I'll eat most things that fail to outrun me.
Six things I could never do without
Food, drink, air, women, activity, literature, and clarity of mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, religion, philosophy, spirituality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting the downfall of the government.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the reincarnation of Jim Morrison.
You should message me if
If you're pro-White and live by the Fourteen Words, you want to have twenty-five children, want to participate in a metal band or just grab an instrument and jam, want to write literature together, or want to transcend this plane in search of an altered state of reality.

Sorry ladies, I'm off the market.
The two of us