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My self-summary
I'm awesome that's all you need to know!


I am in an open polamorous relationship.

My name is Bryan. I am a senior appliance technician for a small appliance company in the philly suburbs. I can pretty much fix anything so if you need some side work done I'm your huckleberry.
I feel that I'm fairly intelligent and extremely sarcastic. I'm pretty funny, love to goof off and have a good time. I'm not very talkative in person unless I've been drinking but I text a lot so be ware if you give me your number haha.
I dropped 70 pounds and have kept it off for 3 years. I have the worst short term memory ever created. I enjoy laughing at both at myself and others. oh and im a huge star wars nerd...
I'd like to find a like minded person who is comfortable with my situation and would like to hang out once or twice a week and see where things go.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to fishtown and made a baby so I'm obviously bored to tears
I’m really good at
fixing things
problem solving
knowing what I want
quoting movies
Making people laugh apparently
The first things people usually notice about me
Height. Blue eyes. Sarcastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies are- empire strikes back, grandma's boy, scott pilgrim, the matrix, the fifth element, chronicles of riddick, alladin, boondock saints, clerks, joe dirt, black sheep, zoolander, step brothers, I could probably quote dumb and dumber from begining to end, any adam sandler movie is a must see. I dont like horror movies really, zombieland was awesome though.

music- rush, reggie and the full effect, between the buried and me, silverstein, coheed and cambria, brand new, incubus, 311, metric, yeah yeah yeah's, converge, e town concrete, old underoath, drake, tool, haste the day,weezer, the bravery, saves the day, 3OH!3, Anything 80's! and oasis...yeah i said it!

I love tv shows about, big bang theory, true blood, how i met your mother, attack of the show, ninja warrior, arrested development

I eat a lot of fruit and chicken caesar wraps. I hate anything spicy or made with mayo. chic fil a is my drug of choice.
The six things I could never do without
1. internetz
2. ice cream, peanutbutter swirl
3. music, it's what makes me who i am
4. my car, because being stuck in one place blows
5. my arms, i need them to make da money
6. wawa, because lets be honest it's divine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people can't drive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching chopped or pawn stars
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have beiber fever
You should message me if
you agree that it's hip to be square.
You're cool with me being poly
You like to talk about completely random things that sometimes don't make sense