42 Winter Haven, United States
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My self-summary
Okay. Let's give this one more try.

"Most people talk a lot. Few are up for the moment." Not only do you get major cool points if you know what movie this is from (No cheating and/or using Google or other search engines!), but also you understand my frustration with modern dating and trying to make a real connection.

Smart (and smartass?), witty, trial attorney and announcer/M.C. Also a video gamer. Never married, never had kids. I'm seeking a curvy warrior princess to fight alongside me as my partner and equal, so we can conquer our own little corner of the universe. Looking for said warrior princess for fun nights out and relaxing, cozy nights in.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been working as a trial attorney in my own firm for about 3.5 years now after working for nearly 10 years for a few state agencies... though I'm currently working a contract gig to make some extra money to pay the bills. After taking a few months off from it, I'm back to announcing roller derby as a play-by-play P.A. announcer. Otherwise, occasionally going to a trivia night, or going to one of several video game bars, as well as spending time at Disney. Might buy a Universal pass again soon.
I’m really good at
Playing video games - particularly Rock Band, Guitar Hero, the latest generation of Pokemon, and a few other Nintendo 3DS games, as well as some old-school games; playing drums, keyboards, a little bit of guitar; singing well enough to not embarrass myself at karaoke; doing vocal impressions; making chicken parmigiana cutlets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm limiting myself to six in each section. I think it'd be great to talk with you about your favorites, and maybe some of my other favorites that didn't make these lists.

Movies: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan; Casino; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Tron; Hot Fuzz; Fright Night.

Music: The Rolling Stones (up to and including "Voodoo Lounge" in 1994); Van Halen (original Diamond Dave and Sammy eras); Tesla; Peter Murphy; D.A.D., and the Cult.

Authors and Books: Dave Barry, Thomas Harris, Douglas Adams, Scott Turow, Ian Christie's "Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Story," and Tom Shales's & James Andrew Miller's "Live From New York" about Saturday Night Live.

Video Games: Rock Band 3, Resident Evil 4, House of the Dead: Overkill, Pokemon: Alpha Sapphire (or Omega Ruby), Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, and Batman: Arkham City.

TV Shows: I don't watch much TV these days, but when I do, my favorite shows include Rick and Morty, Doctor Who, Community, Better Call Saul, Bob's Burgers, and Modern Family.
The six things I could never do without
My car; friends I can trust and in whom I can confide; books/magazines/comics to read; either my iPod or my phone for listening to music and podcasts; my Nintendo 3DS; and a place to lay my head down to sleep at the end of the day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Open cases, roller derby, whatever thing I need to do that I'm forgetting, how to improve on past mistakes, how to improve my Pokemon team, and whether my actions would be considered a dick move in Bird Culture (If you watch "Rick and Morty," then you get the last part.).

Also, those women with whom I have a 0% match: are they my nemeses? The Jokers to my Batman?
On a typical Friday night I am
Likely doing one of the following:
+ Playing video games and/or watching DVDs/Blu Rays until I fall asleep
+ Hanging out at the gaming bar
+ Preparing to call a derby game
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's probably something I've answered on one of my profile questions. Maybe it's something I've posted on this part of my profile.
You should message me if
Can you sing? Can you play guitar, bass (guitar), keyboards? You should message me.

Do you enjoying going to Disney World? Do you enjoy Expedition: Everest? Rock N Roller Coaster? Tower of Terror? Space/Big Thunder/Splash Mountain? You should message me.

Do you play video games? You should message me.

Do you understand what I mean when I complain about overusage of TalonFlame and Primal Groudon in competitive play? Do you want to discuss ideas about how to counter them? Then you should **definitely** message me.

Are you appreciative of a fella who can cook a great chicken parmigiana cutlets dinner? You should message me.

Looking for an honest man who'll appreciate your full-figured/busty figure? You should message me.