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My self-summary
--I always say things. I say anything. I'm blunt and I can talk about any and everything. I'm sure people get tired of it. Hopefully someone, somewhere likes it. When I find that person I will shake their hand, fondle their private parts (even if its a girl, boobs are nice) and then I will say something obscene to them. I ramble. Mostly I have nothing to talk about, take this whole about me section for instance. When I don't have anything to talk about I talk about the stupidest most idiotic things.

---One of my favorite things in life is how we all pull over to the side of the road when an ambulance drives by. We all do this and I think its amazing that we do. One of my favorite things is to watch an ambulance drive down the center of the road and watch all the people pull over like the ambulance has some type of super power. Thank you citizens. What? Why did I just say that citizen line? I have no clue. Gosh, I'm douche.

-- I cuss a lot. That's all there is too it. Mostly I do it because I want to be cool and cussing is cool, right? It makes you like the coolest dude in school, but what if you aren't in school, well, it still makes you cool. I like to say cuss words. Fuck. Shit. See.

--I like to say anything and everything. It's fun for me. I just think I'm very blunt. Sometimes, most of the time, I say things just to see the reaction I get from people, kinda like Borat if you've seen it. He does whatever and says whatever, that's similar to my philosophy. If people don't get mad at the things I say and take offense then they are laughing. The things I say formulate a reaction whether good or bad, but always a reaction and I like that about me. I don't ever have to worry about the things I say not impacting someone because they do. The things I say have substance, not always the nicest or most common substance, but substance nevertheless. :)

- Slow drivers (I like to get where I'm going)
- People who don't put the shower knob back to bath when they are done taking a shower (I hate to get blasted by water when I turn the water on).
- People who think that trying to be tough is cool. (whatever dude)
-People who sit down to watch a movie and then talk through it (shut the fuck up you wanted to watch a movie)
- People who walk while riding on an escalator. (It was made for people to be lazy, be lazy for goodness sakes).
-Being late to a movie! (The previews are my favorite part, don't tell me there is 15 minutes of previews so we won't miss anything...I'M MISSING THE PREVIEWS, IT'S THE ONLY REASON I WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIE).
-People who call people fat (I'm not nice by any means, but I just hate that word).
-People who wait for a parking space because they are too lazy to walk (they sit behind you while you are trying to back out and just stare with their lazy, fat eyes. I can use the word fat here because I'm not talking about someones weight, I'm talking about their eyes)....

So in all seriousness. I love to cook. I'm not too big on the bar scene,Chicks nowadays like to make it a competition and drama ensues and the Last time I checked I am in my 30's not in junior high. I'm pretty self sufficient. if you cannot deal with me "ugly" then you certainly do not deserve to see me "cute". I tend to think a bit more like a man then a woman...I'm not sure if I'm looking for serious or not.... I would like serious. Also I have 2 kids, They come first. If you cannot deal with that then you obviously were not hugged enough as a small child.... P.S..... I'm really not as bitchy as this appears.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my kids, and studying
I’m really good at
cooking, throwing a football, being a smart ass
The first things people usually notice about me
been told eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a reality t.v. whore
I'm a total girl, gotta have chick flicks, but I'm always ready to watch some jackass get a body part ripped off
and who doesn't like to watch things blow up
Six things I could never do without
yeah.... that's about all I got
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life in general
On a typical Friday night I am
studying, cooking, baking, laundry, dishes, Trying to keep "spider man" from jumping from half way down the stairs. Listening to a violin or singing from my daughter... Yes I have mastered the art of doing 5 things at one time.... Or I like to think I can.
You should message me if
you're not a douche bag
The two of us