36North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
I am a confident, funny and well-rounded guy hopelessly caught up in the idea that I can get through this OKC profile without sounding like a total pleb or having a strange online meltdown.

I have geeky tendencies and hobbies; I love cars, Star Wars, D&D, 007, samurai movies, astronomy, ancient history, WWII, cats, SNES, etc...

I like to keep fit with weight training and by going on long, adventurous hikes. I have a fantastic career that I'm in love with, yet I'm really only an adult when I'm on the clock.

Lemme put it this way... I am 36 going on 15. Having fun, hanging out with friends, traveling, and enjoying my hobbies keep me centered and driven.

I'm an INFJ. I'm all about Bernie.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job in management at a drug and alcohol treatment center. I build old cars as a hobby, I go to the gym often and I try my best to eat healthy, I challenge myself almost every weekend with kick ass hikes, and I love to drive.
I’m really good at
Learning how to fix things, empathizing with and helping people understand solutions to their addictions, and memorizing semi-useless facts for the sake of one day being on Cash Cab.
The first things people usually notice about me
... hands, eyes, beard, and tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and almost every other Hunter S. Thompson book; The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbitt; Tales of Ordinary Madness and other Bukowski gems; anything by Michio Kaku and Stephen Hawking; Star Wars novels; and many different books that concern either Addiction, Co-Occuring Disorders, Psychology, or Finance.

Movies - Anchorman; Zoolander; Old School; Step Brothers; The Other Guys; 007 FTW!!!!; Indiana Jones Trilogy; Lord of the Rings Trilogy; Band of Brothers; Star Trek (old and new); Lone Wolf and Cub; Fucking Star Wars!!! (NOT the new ones though); anything 80s-90s Arnold Schwarzenegger; Broken Lizard films; LA Confidential; Blue Velvet; Mad Max Trilogy; Burton and Nolan's Batman; Ghostbusters; Ace Ventura; the Big Lebowski; Hunt for Red October; Highlander; Aliens; Hero (Jet Li); Akira; Vampire Hunter D; Ghost in the Shell; and almost anything made by Akira Kurosawa, Kevin Smith, Stanley Kubrick, or John Carpenter.

Shows - Chappelle's Show; Louis; It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; The Office; 30 Rock; Married with Children; The League; Parks and Rec; Survivorman; Deadliest Catch; Pawn Stars; Scrubs; Workaholics; Southpark; Beavis & Butthead; In Living Color; Cowboy Beebop; the Universe; Through the Wormhole; Modern Marvels; Cash Cab; almost any documentary or show concerning History, Science, Military, or Art... Oh! and Cops!

News - NPR, Jon Stewart, and Rachel Maddow

Comedians (This is important) - Louis CK; Patton Oswalt; Lewis Black; Dave Chappelle; Eddie Murphy; George Carlin; Richard Pryor; Denis Leary; Sarah Silverman; Maria Bamford; Greg Giraldo; Zach Galifianakis; Steven Wright; Marc Maron; Wanda Sykes; Tina Fey; Robert Smigel (Triumph!!!!); Kyle Kinane; Kurt Metzger, Hannibal Buress to be continued...

Music - David Bowie; NIN; Skinny Puppy; Pink Floyd; the Beatles; Stevie Wonder; Tupac; the Wu-Tang Clan; KMFDM; Queen; T-Rex; Cake; Nirvana; Alice in Chains; Aerosmith; AC/DC; Michael Jackson; Black Sabbath; Led Zeppelin; Rush; Ladytron; The Faint; She Wants Revenge; Depeche Mode; Kaviar; the Crystal Method; DJ? Acucrack; NWA; classic rock; drum & bass; old school industrial; 80s Hits; Motown and 70's Soul like a mother fucker!!; bad-ass hip hop dubstep and trap; hardcore gangsta rap... Oh God, so many more to name. This is good for now.

Food - Sushi; Mexican; Thai; Zankou Chicken; In & Out; the Coral Café; Jan's diner on Beverly (RIP); my mother's cooking; and my cooking.
Six things I could never do without
6. My car
6. Coffee
6. Bowie
6. Close friends
6. A purposeful job
6. Someplace very close to a lot of trees, an ocean, or mountains.
6. Sriracha
6. Hot showers
6. Extra time before work
6. Extra time after work
6. Extra time...
6. A refrigerator
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately it's been work projects, driving fast, and singing.
Usually it's... Where's the closest Starbucks? Am I really tired or just over it? Why doesn't it snow here?... I want to hike in the snow! Can I (more like should I) afford that? And of course... Fuckin' BURN IT ALL!!! I'm leaving and I'm gonna be a mountain guide in Nepal!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Wrapping up a tremendously busy day at work by relaxing at home, possibly with some In-n-Out and my most loyal, gorgeous companion, Netflix.
If I actually manage to pull myself up and get out I typically opt for dinner with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can hold a well educated and opinionated conversation about most topics within the realm of Haute Couture fashion.
You should message me if
You should message me if... you like what you read and think we could have fun bullshitting over coffee or dinner about things like why Rogue One might be the new best Star Wars, about why our parents probably had no fucking idea what they were doing but managed it well enough to grow us up funny, or about burning it all and becoming mountain guides in Nepal. (protip: I am only amenable to those three topics. Choose wisely.)
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