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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Andrei and I am a bad-ass.

Okay, that isn’t true.
…I can’t really back that up. I am not a bad-ass.

On a scale of bad-assery, 1 being Danny Tanner and 10 being Samuel L. Jackson, I am probably about a 5.8, which I think puts me in a range somewhere between Will Ferrel and Conan (O’Brian, not the Barbarian).

What was I saying? oh yeah about me.

Keep reading my profile and you'll find out!
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing up my degree in nursing, work...when not busy with that I try to bring the most excitment in my life possible. Life is all about experimenting - if you're not throwing yourself out there, what the hell are you doing alive?
I’m really good at
Being ALMOST-awesome(70% complete) and really putting myself out there unapologetically.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big... massive... particulary useful... nose. It's hard to imagine a non-jew have such a big nose and be so beautiful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Never will apologize for this - I love Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (not only the movie; the book - yes I'm a nerd.) and other Sci-fi and legendary books including:
Dune, Plato, Cel mai Iubit dintre Pamanteni, Watchmen, Paradis Artificiels, Dancing with Demons... and many other awesomely written books.

Music: Pink Floyd, Tool, King Krimson, Alvin and The Chipmunks,The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits and just sweet eargasmic Jazz that can set any day's mood to a warm summer breeze.

I have a bit of a caveman attitude towards food - I gotta have my meat. Actually, I F#CKING LOVE IT. I would prefer dying then live in a world without it. Hey, can't judge, a man knows what he loves.
The six things I could never do without
- Electricity - I need my entertainment when I'm not adventuring!
- Clean water
- Proper Sweage system
- Antibiotics
- Lungs
- Probably my brain, but my heart has to get some credit too for delvivering it's food. The blue-collar worker never gets credit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A whole lot of stuff, but mostly I still have a hard time understanding how the hell they get the caramel into those caramilk bars.
How to troll fake accounts on this site,
On a typical Friday night I am
Skinny dipping in the Hawaiian Volcanoes, save orphaned sheep and the traditional grizzly wrestling to keep up with my manliness. On a serious manner, my Friday night's are pretty much like every night: unpredictable. If I took out the mystery of my everyday adventures, what would be the fun in getting to know me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Scientist tried to do a study to mark the difference betweed men who watch porn and those who don`t. The couldn`t find any who you go.
You should message me if
If you're not:
- a psycho that will send me 2000 messages a day
- a serial killer on the loose
- if you're a girl that has a problem with staring into cute puppy eyes (the last part is REALLY important)

One last thing because I see a lot of women complain about this: I don't do casual sex. One nighters are ok but not casual sex.